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Yesterday, I caught a 4 pm showing of Hereafter (because that’s what barely-employed DJs do during the work day) and I want to tell you that, if you have any […]
This article about a mother shaking her baby to death because he interrupted her during a Farmville session reminded me that I’ve never seen a game with a bigger gender divide. Well, scratch that, because most games feature a gender divide of “only guys play this,” but women go absolutely batshit for Farmville and I still can’t figure out why.
If you’ve never played the game, save your time, because it’s effing horrible. I got suckered into it by a few girls last year when I was killing time at work (WTOP‘s employee of the year, baby!) because I’d already watched everything free on Hulu and hadn’t taken the full plunge into sloth and coughed up the money for Netflix yet. The game is based around planting crops, harvesting crops and growing your farm. That’s it. You just plant, wait for days on end (and those are real days, not game time days), then harvest to earn the money for more seeds to plant. I’ve never seen a more inane game in my life. And because I barely played, each time I did log on, I was treated to the site of all my crops withered and dead on the vine. Given the fact I’m already a depressed underachiever, the last thing I needed to be presented with by a supposedly enjoyable game was a metaphor for my failure of a life.
So what is it, ladies? What in your brain is so damn stimulated by Farmville? Because if it’s a love of schedule and routine, I’d rather get AIDS and base my life around when I had to take my AZT than get my scheduling kicks from that stupid game.
admin October 27, 2010
Yesterday, I caught a 4 pm showing of Hereafter (because that’s what barely-employed DJs do during the work day) and I want to tell you that, if you have any […]
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Dimley on October 31, 2010
I’ve shaken babies for less.
Maybe her prison and mine will have a conjugal visit exchange program and we can make babies together. (Then shake them together! <3 )
yeahright on August 14, 2011
You are a dimwit fucktard. Please go shake yourself.