Are You a Racist?
On Monday, CNN published an article claiming it had conducted, at the behest of Anderson Cooper, a “groundbreaking” study on race in America. And just what were the parameters of […]
If you don’t know who Charles Manson is, you probably spent high school having sex with women instead of listening to Misfits CDs and masturbating to the yearbook because it was the closest you were gonna get to nailing that cute girl from Biology. Luckily, I chose the less-read page in the Choose Your Own Adventure book of life, so I can tell you how funny it is to see Charlie, a once-terrifying counterculture figure whose visage graced the t-shirts of as many misguided idiots as Che Guevera, looking like he was born for the role of Moses in the prison yard adaptation of The Ten Commandments. Manson’s face now is almost soothing. I want him to feed me hard candy and tell me about Grandma’s adventures in Heaven. Or put a red hat on his head, sit in his lap and ask for a bike because I’ve been good this year.
Meg_Va on April 5, 2012
Soothing? Really? I’d like to see your version of scary-rapey-guy, then
jules on April 5, 2012
He looks like Saddam Hussain when they pulled him out of the fox hole. Manson is about as scary as a kitten that’s been outside in the rain.
Dimley on April 5, 2012
{obligatory} I’d still hit it.