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Y U No Listen To My Football Show?

John Papageorgiou October 28, 2014

I understand that I have five listeners and four of them already listen to Papa’s Football Podcast. But to the one that doesn’t (I’m looking at you, Steve), why aren’t you enjoying the funniest sports show out there dedicated to the most glorious sport ever known to man? This week we dissect the Cardinals’ ascent in the NFC, the complete implosion of Geno Smith and the Jets and the best games to grow breasts to as you vegitate on the couch during the upcoming weekend. It’s a good show. Give it a shot! Click here to be taken to the […]

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Papa’s Basement Radio Show 1-10-13-Kim K’s Pregnancy Doomed the Skins

admin January 10, 2013

This episode was recorded 24 hours before the Redskins were robbed by the fates of the sweet victory that was rightfully theirs. I knew the odds were grim even then, though, when it had been announced that Kim Kardashian was pregnant via Kanye West. See, the anti-Christ came to play in 2012, after all. Click here to listen to this episode or use the embedded player below. (iTunes users, please rate and subscribe to Papa’s Basement by clicking here.)

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Papa’s Basement Radio Show 1-7-13-Irina’s On a Manhunt

admin January 7, 2013

The Papa’s Basement gang discusses how they spent their New Year’s Eves and I give Irina a breakdown on the finer points of finding and keeping a man interested. I’d type more to summarize this episode, but the end of the Redskins’ season and the circumstances surrounding it have me on suicide watch, so it’s progress I was able to even type that much. Small victories. Click here to listen to this episode or use the embedded player below. (iTunes users, please rate and subscribe to Papa’s Basement by clicking here.)

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Reviewing Skyfall Without Having Seen It

admin November 9, 2012

The legacy of James Bond is a mixed bag for me. Some of my first memories are my dad ogling Bond girl jugs as we watched 007 marathons on TBS together. Later, as an adult, I viewed a few Bond movies via Netflix and realized that, other than the Sean Connery movies where he slaps lippy women and causes me to cackle the same soulless laugh I do while watching Mr. Ed and thinking about how much they tortured that animal to get him to do anything, I’m not the biggest JB fan. Now comes Skyfall, 007’s 23rd outing, and […]

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The Football Progrum-NFL Week 4

admin October 3, 2012

This is a side project for the Papa’s Basement crew featuring your humble narrator and Howard. We discuss the highlights of the NFL season’s 4th week, like the Eagles beating the Giants on Sunday night, RGIII being the savior of the Redskins (even if they could barely limp past the lowly Bucs) and which three teams aren’t as good as people think they are (and which three are every bit as bad as people think they are). If you like football, give a listen. And if you don’t like football, Howard and I will pay a complementary call to your […]

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Kentucky Beat Kansas In The NCAA National Championship

admin April 3, 2012

The Kentucky Wildcats beat the Kansas Jayhawks in the NCAA National Championship last night. Note that I didn’t specify Men’s National Championship because that was simply assumed by everyone reading this. No one cares who the female national champions are. I’d be more interested in learning the employee of the month at a Ruby Tuesday’s. The appeal of college basketball has always escaped me, which I realize is due to the fact I grew up in Washington, D.C., which has always been an NFL city. I suppose my rooting for a team that hasn’t mattered for 20 years and is […]

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Papa’s Basement 11-14-11-Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp Destroyed My Family

admin November 14, 2011

Given my personality, it was only a matter of time before I scared away the rest of the Papa’s Basement crew and was forced to do a show alone. The experience, albeit somewhat rocky, left me with a newfound appreciation for guys like Bill Rohland, Grant Paulsen and Danny Rouhier, men who manage to do just such a thing for hours on end several nights a week. Hopefully, the story of how Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp tore apart the Papageorgiou family works regardless of how many people are telling it, because it provides fantastic insight into what a horrible person […]

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Osama bin Laden’s Death Hit Me Like a Viagra

admin May 3, 2011

Terrorist. Murderer. Fiend. Yet there’s one crime we don’t like to admit Osama bin Laden’s guilty of: Possession of one Hell of a pair of these. I have a confession to make: I’m not the most patriotic of men. Yes, I’m very thankful to be born an American, but I’m not exactly tearing down the highway in an F-350, blaring Toby Keith with a “These Colors Don’t Run” sticker on the bumper, either. So when the news of Osama bin Laden’s death had me fist pumping like I’d just met a girl who was DTF, frantically searching my closet for […]

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Dan Snyder Fights Jewish Stereotypes By Suing Someone

admin February 3, 2011

Back in November 2010, in the wake of the Redskins humiliating 28-59 loss to the Eagles in front of a national audience (to go the analogy route, normal football loss : Redskins loss to the Eagles :: Desert Storm : World War II), Dave McKenna of the Washington City Paper published this extremely well-written and thorough list of several of Dan Snyder’s more unscrupulous dealings. Because newspapers are as archaic as penning your words on woolly mammoth hides in triceratops blood, the article went largely unnoticed and that was the end of things. That is, until Dan Snyder decided to […]

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Papa’s Basement 1-31-11-Snow Makes Washington DC Retarded

admin January 31, 2011

Between the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, the Redskins being the last NFL team to integrate and now this, the District of Columbia really has some explaining to do. Hear our tales of being trapped in traffic for 10 hours as the citizens around us peed in water bottles, drank behind the wheel, got into fistfights and, in general, lost their sh*t during a rush hour snowstorm. Papa’s Basement 1-31-11 (Left-click this link to listen to this episode immediately. To download this episode, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”)

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Jack Black’s Gulliver’s Travels Looks Awful

admin December 14, 2010

This is a brave thing I’m about to say, but I felt it needed to be said: The terrorist attacks against the United States of America on September 11, 2001, were disgusting and unjustifiable. Phew. I hope you’re still reading after that, but I just had to put it out there. Because that’s how I felt up until this weekend, when, during the Redskins game, I saw a preview for Jack Black’s Gulliver’s Travels. Now, I’m not so sure. Go ahead and watch the video. I’ll be waiting when you return, suddenly infinitely funnier by comparison. There is so much […]

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The Cheapest Person Ever

admin February 2, 2010

Most of you reading this are familiar with me only as an entertaining (well, entertaining-ish) voice on the radio or a guy who writes about the travails of loving a horrible NFL team (oh, Redskins, how I swear your ups and downs will someday lead me to seppuku). But one of the masks I wear most often in my day-to-day life is that of CEO and generalissimo for life of my very own locksmith company. It’s a surprisingly fun job that pays the bills, allows me to assign my own hours, and, once in a while, puts me in touch […]

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