Julianne Hough was recently seen dressed for Halloween as Crazy Eyes (pictured above) from Orange Is the New Black, complete with darkened skin. Because this country loves to manufacture outrage, […]
It’s a debate that has raged from the days of Noah putting two of every candy bar on his ark: What is the best Halloween candy? Well, I unequivocally answer […]
I’d like to believe myself above the humor of Johnny Knoxville and the rest of the Jackass crew. They inflict ghastly bodily harm upon themselves and call it comedy, which, […]
I’m not sure if co-hostess Allison was going for shock value, but the denouement of this episode was, and I quote, “I would have sex with Rocky Dennis if he […]
George R. Martin, creator of Game of Thrones, is missing out on a boatload of money by farming out the rights to his material to only one network. There should […]
Maybe I shouldn’t have said “ghetto Craigslist posts,” because that would suggest I had more than one item to share. But I was amused to find this post as I […]
Weeks have passed, yet I cannot shut the hell up about Gravity. Which prompted my co-hostess Allison to reveal what she thought of the film. Her reaction shocked, disappointed and […]
My Carrie review was going to be a beautiful, two-pronged assault, like the Nazi invasion of Poland or texting horrible things to your ex-girlfriend as you post the nude photos […]
I also write a comic (I have too much free time) titled The Spookies alongside my artist friend Ho-Ho who inks, draws, colors and does all the hard work for […]
Papa’s Basement is well and good, but sometimes a man gets bored doing the same thing over and over (I will make a horrible husband). Which is why I’ve started […]
It will be interesting hearing what I said about Gravity given that, in the time since I recorded this film, I actually saw it. (By the way, it’s really good […]
Snagglepuss. Dick Dastardly. Grape Ape. Muttley. I could keep listing Hanna-Barbera characters because it’s easier than coming up with content, but I suppose I should stop there and continue with […]
Like the title says, I review these movies without having seen them. I don’t just pull an opinion out of my ass, however, because that could lead to embarrassing situations […]
If you think the government shutdown is a good thing without real consequence, this is not the episode for you. My mom is a government employee. She’s not lazy, overpaid […]
We took the time to record an episode immediately after the Breaking Bad finale discussing what we liked, what we didn’t, and where it ranks in the pantheon of television […]