Reviewing Last Vegas Without Having Seen It
Last Vegas scares the living piss out of me. Not because it’s spectacularly bad (it seems merely normally bad). No, Last Vegas represents more than a movie. It represents an […]
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Julianne Hough Blackface–Papa’s Basement Podcast #341
Julianne Hough was recently seen dressed for Halloween as Crazy Eyes (pictured above) from Orange Is the New Black, complete with darkened skin. Because this country loves to manufacture outrage, […]
Best Halloween Candy–Papa’s Basement Podcast
It’s a debate that has raged from the days of Noah putting two of every candy bar on his ark: What is the best Halloween candy? Well, I unequivocally answer […]
Bad Grandpa Review (Without Having Seen It)
I’d like to believe myself above the humor of Johnny Knoxville and the rest of the Jackass crew. They inflict ghastly bodily harm upon themselves and call it comedy, which, […]
Sex With Rocky Dennis–Papa’s Basement Podcast
I’m not sure if co-hostess Allison was going for shock value, but the denouement of this episode was, and I quote, “I would have sex with Rocky Dennis if he […]
Casting Black Game of Thrones
George R. Martin, creator of Game of Thrones, is missing out on a boatload of money by farming out the rights to his material to only one network. There should […]
Ghetto Craigslist Posts
Maybe I shouldn’t have said “ghetto Craigslist posts,” because that would suggest I had more than one item to share. But I was amused to find this post as I […]
Mo’ Gravity!–Papa’s Basement Podcast
Weeks have passed, yet I cannot shut the hell up about Gravity. Which prompted my co-hostess Allison to reveal what she thought of the film. Her reaction shocked, disappointed and […]
Carrie Review (Without Having Seen It)
My Carrie review was going to be a beautiful, two-pronged assault, like the Nazi invasion of Poland or texting horrible things to your ex-girlfriend as you post the nude photos […]
Spokies Comic Strip 7
I also write a comic (I have too much free time) titled The Spookies alongside my artist friend Ho-Ho who inks, draws, colors and does all the hard work for […]
Papa’s Football Podcast–Week 6
Papa’s Basement is well and good, but sometimes a man gets bored doing the same thing over and over (I will make a horrible husband). Which is why I’ve started […]
Gravity–Papa’s Basement Podcast
It will be interesting hearing what I said about Gravity given that, in the time since I recorded this film, I actually saw it. (By the way, it’s really good […]
Hanna-Barbera Cartoons–Papa’s Basement Podcast
Snagglepuss. Dick Dastardly. Grape Ape. Muttley. I could keep listing Hanna-Barbera characters because it’s easier than coming up with content, but I suppose I should stop there and continue with […]
Gravity Review (Without Having Seen It)
Like the title says, I review these movies without having seen them. I don’t just pull an opinion out of my ass, however, because that could lead to embarrassing situations […]
Government Shutdown–Papa’s Basement Podcast
If you think the government shutdown is a good thing without real consequence, this is not the episode for you. My mom is a government employee. She’s not lazy, overpaid […]