The Funniest Craigslist Post I’ve Ever Seen
I’m a man of several vices, cheapness and playing more Wii than an entire second grade classroom both being high on the list. The two happily converge in the video […]
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Things to Watch On Netflix This Weekend
True Grit-Most movie remakes are anathema to the original, but True Grit benefits from two facts: 1. John Wayne’s version of the movie came out in 1474 or some equally […]
Another Sunday, Another Disappointing The Walking Dead (“18 Miles Out”)
For as long as AMC continues to subject viewers to the schlock that is The Walking Dead‘s second season, I’ll continue to subject readers to my equally dreadful episode recaps. […]
The Academy Awards Make Bad Picks For Best Picture
Goodfellas didn’t win Best Picture. That fact sits atop my “never forget” list, along with the Japanese bombing Pearl Harbor and that time my penis was farted on by a […]
Papa’s Basement 2-27-12-We’re Better Than NPR
If there’s one thing I’m known for, it’s being self-effacing to the point of listener discomfort. Well, finally, we found someone on Papa’s Basement who I can honestly say I’m […]
Remember What I Said About Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples?
A few hours after writing about Jennifer Aniston and her killer panda thumb nipples, I happened upon this video of her appearance on Conan last night. The miracle of it […]
Reviewing This Weekend’s Movies Without Having Seen Them
This weekend looks like it has three new pieces of disappointing shit opening. Oops, did I let the cat out of the bag already? Act of Valor I’m not going […]
George Huguely V Won’t Do Enough Time
Two years after murdering his girlfriend Yeardley Love while drunk (that makes it better!), 24-year-old George Huguely V was convicted of second-degree murder and grand larceny. I don’t see the […]
False Alarm! This Week’s The Walking Dead Sucked, Too!
A little birdie told me that this week’s episode of The Walking Dead wasn’t as horrible as the rest of Season 2 has been. Sadly, that birdie was a lying […]
Huy Fong Foods’ Sriracha Sauce Is My Cocaine
I know I’m late to the meme party on this one, but what the Hell is crammed into Huy Fong Foods’ Sriracha sauce to make me want to consume it […]
Apparently Last Night’s The Walking Dead Wasn’t Horrible
I’ve made no secret of my hatred of Season 2 of The Walking Dead (read about that here and here). Thankfully, I’ve heard good things about last night’s episode, “Triggerfinger.” […]
Papa’s Basement 2-20-12-Whitney Houston is Dead (And Overrated)
I don’t like to speak ill of the dead (unless it will get me web traffic), but the fuss over the death of Whitney Houston has left me puzzled. Yes, […]
Netflix Picks For The Weekend
In case you’re anything like me and the thought of going out to socialize during the weekend disgusts you, here are some great time-wasters you can punch up via Netflix. […]
Holy F Was Sunday’s The Walking Dead Horrible
I was never a huge fan of The Walking Dead or the zombie genre in general. Still, because God forbid I sound ignorant when it comes to television (though being […]
Why Everyone Loves Jeremy Lin
For those of you unaware of Jeremy Lin (perhaps you’re a pseudo-intellectual dandy who fancies himself above sports or a woman attractive enough to not have to pretend to care […]