Papa’s Basement 10-10-11-iZombie
So you’re taking a jab at a beloved American icon and the title is a reference to an obscure horror film you and three other people have seen. Way to […]
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The Ten Greatest Guy Movies, Part 1: Ten Through Six
The other day, while dorking around the studio with the gifted Danny Rouhier (pictured above showing you that we at the sports station take our fitness very seriously), a segment […]
Papa’s Basement 10-3-11-Johnny the Junkie
Because I’m in the shape you’d assume of a guy who spends most of his life glued to the Internet, a recent trip to the gym ended with me tearing […]
Papa’s Basement 9-27-11-Nirvana’s Nevermind Celebrates 20 Overrated Years
I’m going to come right out and say it: Nirvana’s Nevermind is the most overrated album released in my lifetime. Cry all you want to the contrary, but it just […]
The Five Grossest Women of True Blood Season Four
Last week, I pooped out a couple of words about the five hottest women on True Blood this season, a fun exercise because part of the show’s appeal is how […]
This is Why Every Other Country Hates America
There was a time – a more innocent time – in my life when I believed the reasons the enemies of America hated us were manyfold. Our support of Israel. […]
The Five Hottest Women of True Blood Season Four
I long ago stopped hiding the fact that I’m an avid fan of HBO’s True Blood, which just wrapped up its fourth season. And, while watching the show isn’t exactly […]
Papa’s Basement 9-12-11-The Geek-Hating Bitch Versus Johnny Magic
Since I love being weeks late to everyone’s topicality party, it’s time to move on to the talk of the Internet circa late-August, the bitchy column Gizmodo intern Alyssa Bereznak […]
More of History’s Ugliest Dictators
Yesterday, in honor of Muammar Gaddafi, I composed a list of history’s ugliest dictators. Not ugly in some sort of Namby Pamby, they have evil, disgusting souls sense: I’m talking […]
History’s Ugliest Dictators
A few days ago, I thought to myself, “Is a face like an old hound dog’s asshole a prerequisite for being a dictator?” Why would I think such a thing? […]
Papa’s Basement 8-29-11-Hurricane Irene Was a C-Tease
Let’s be honest: People are idiots in the face anything Mother Nature throws at them. And the people of the DC area are bigger idiots than most when it comes […]
Having Fun with the CafePress Teddy Bear
A few months ago while killing time online at work (I hope some of you can relate to that), I stumbled upon this photo: I know what you’re thinking: “John, […]
There’s No Way This Guy Is Funny
I haven’t been this angry since that cougar drove by sporting an “I Got This in the Divorce” bumper sticker.
The Five Movie Characters Men Wish They Were, Part 5-Dutch Schaefer
And so it ends. 46 years after I began my series “The Five Movie Characters Men Wish They Were” (quality writing takes time. And, apparently, predates the Internet), our journey’s […]