Every Sunday, I Pray for the Death of Sookie Stackhouse
As a man who enjoys placing my penis inside vaginas, I’ve always felt embarrassed about admitting that I’m a fan of True Blood. It falls under the umbrella of behaviors […]
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Reviewing The Help…Without Having Watched It
The Help was released over the weekend and enjoyed a respectable box office take. This left me in a bit of a quandary because I love the traffic that comes […]
Papa’s Basement 8-15-11-Gwyneth Paltrow is the Mozart of Being a Spoiled C*nt
Those that listen to my show know that the pomposity of celebrities is a favorite target on mine. Yes, I understand that greedy, morally-bankrupt pillars of industry are the real […]
The Five Movie Characters Men Wish They Were, Part 4-Travis Bickle
After writing about men wishing they were an ass-crushing turbine of sexual attraction, a successful (if unlawful) businessman and the coolest guy to ever walk the Earth, I realized that […]
Rise of the Planet of the Apes Wipes Its Furry Ass with Citizen Kane
I’m about to say something that will no doubt earn me heaps of derision and scorn, but I don’t care, because it has to be said: Rise of the Planet […]
Papa’s Basement 8-8-11-Can George Clooney Die Already?
Look. By all accounts, George Clooney seems like a cool guy. A man’s man, if you will. But the perfection of his life is really starting to get to me. […]
The Five Movie Characters Men Wish They Were, Part 3-David Wooderson
So far, we’ve had the cool guy and the criminal. Now, it’s time to hit you with the ladies’ man. And, in the annals of film, there has never been […]
Papa’s Basement 8-1-11-The San Fran Circumcision Ban
Everything sounds better when it rhymes. Except for Fred Durst. Hiyo! Now that I’ve lost you all with that topical joke, time to summarize the show. The gang discusses the […]
Take a Ride on a Big D
Every so often, I see things in my daily life that make me do a double take. Here is one of those items, an ad I found waiting for me […]
The Five Movie Characters Men Wish They Were, Part 2-Tony Montana
My “Five Movie Characters Men Wish They Were” series began with Ferris Bueller in the “cool guy” slot. Today, we’re going to go with the criminal. Because, no matter how […]
Papa’s Basement 7-25-11-Amy Winehouse Is Now Amy Wormhouse
In one of pop’s more lamentably expected deaths, Amy Winehouse gave up the ghost over the weekend. We talk about the torrent of lame Twitter jokes that followed in the […]
The Five Movie Characters Men Wish They Were, Part 1-Ferris Bueller
Over the next few days, I’ll be writing a series about the five movie characters men most wish they were. Because, let’s be honest, unless you’re one of those rare […]
The Loneliest Jesus Fish Ever
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. So I’d like to think that today’s article counts as having written for several hours and not just slapping up a […]
Papa’s Basement 7-18-11-The Most Treacherous Whore in Trophy Wife History
There is something supremely vile to me about young, attractive women marrying men that look like they were old enough to have delivered Al Davis. After all, guys might be […]
Netflix’s Price Hike is the Greatest Betrayal Since Judas’
Yesterday, while sifting through the usual maze of dick pill spam that is my inbox, I received a rather innocuously titled email: “Important Netflix Account Info: Price Change and New […]