Horrible Bosses Kinda Sucked
Continuing in the proud Papa’s Basement tradition of film reviews written well after opening weekend (rendering them useless to the majority of you), I present my take on a comedy […]
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Papa’s Basement 7-11-11-Casey Anthony, Will You Marry Me?
My co-host Will rarely (if ever) disappoints either behind the mic or in real life as a brother, but at the start of today’s episode, where we both reveal how […]
Dammit, FX…Now I Have to Watch Wilfred, Too?
A few months ago, while watching FX‘s Archer, I saw a preview for Wilfred, the network’s new show about a depressed man who, along with the viewer, sees his neighbor’s […]
The Only Crime Casey Anthony Is Guilty of Is First-Degree MILFage
Yesterday, a not guilty verdict was reached in the murder trial of Casey Anthony, the now infamous young woman who stood accused of killing her child, Caylee Anthony, in 2008. […]
Papa’s Basement 7-5-11-Chris Hansen Cheats, John Papageorgiou Laughs
Given we’re all hardwired to bang as much as possible and make as many kids as possible because our ancestors had to cope with being eaten by dinosaurs left and […]
To Catch a Predator Catcher (Chris Hansen Busted Cheating on His Wife)
In a turn of events that could only be funnier if the girl were underage (not gross underage. You know, grey zone underage, like 12), Chris Hansen, a reporter who […]
Quentin Tarantino and His Disgusting Foot Fetish
At various times in my prolific (and successful!) career as a writer/broadcaster, I’ve made mention of Quentin Tarantino and his despicable love of feet. While, to my knowledge, QT has […]
I Survived My Vegas Vacation: Wrap that S Up, B
I’ve decided to free myself of the albatross around my neck that these articles about my trip to Las Vegas have become and summarize the excursion in a series of […]
Papa’s Basement 6-27-11-The Death of Ryan Dunn
The debate generated by Friday’s Ryan Dunn article continues on-air, culminating in me giving a lecture about how to drive drunk properly. I’m expecting my award from MADD any day […]
Was Roger Ebert’s Remark About Ryan Dunn’s Death Offensive?
On Monday, June 20, at approximately 3:30 am, Ryan Dunn died when the Porsche (bastard) he was driving swerved off the road at speeds approaching 140 mph. “Who the fuck […]
I Survived My Vegas Vacation: Day 2-The Half of the Day I Didn’t Spend Inside a Strip Club
After enduring ten hours either in an airport or airborne, not to mention staying out until 5:30 am, I went to bed at the end of my first day in […]
The Fast Food Connoisseur Reviews Burger King’s California Whopper
Originally, I had planned to spend the day penning another entry in my Vegas Vacation series which, by now, is officially longer than The Stand. My designs were changed, however, […]
Thank You, Jesus, for Making LeBron James Lose the NBA Finals
For those of you who pee sitting down, don’t follow basketball or simply haven’t heard, the Dallas Mavericks have won the NBA Championship. Which means the Miami Heat, and, more […]
Papa’s Basement 6-13-11-The Hollywood Cougar Pantheon
Today you’re in for a special treat, because I was joined in studio by two of my favorite co-workers, Ajay Atayee and Grant Paulsen. The conversation wanders from a party […]
I Survived My Vegas Vacation: Day 1, Part 4-I Promise This is It
I know, I know. At this point, the summary of the first day of my Vegas vacation has become one of those clown car dumps you take after spending the […]