The Five Movie Characters Men Wish They Were, Part 2-Tony Montana
My “Five Movie Characters Men Wish They Were” series began with Ferris Bueller in the “cool guy” slot. Today, we’re going to go with the criminal. Because, no matter how […]
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Papa’s Basement 7-25-11-Amy Winehouse Is Now Amy Wormhouse
In one of pop’s more lamentably expected deaths, Amy Winehouse gave up the ghost over the weekend. We talk about the torrent of lame Twitter jokes that followed in the […]
The Five Movie Characters Men Wish They Were, Part 1-Ferris Bueller
Over the next few days, I’ll be writing a series about the five movie characters men most wish they were. Because, let’s be honest, unless you’re one of those rare […]
The Loneliest Jesus Fish Ever
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. So I’d like to think that today’s article counts as having written for several hours and not just slapping up a […]
Papa’s Basement 7-18-11-The Most Treacherous Whore in Trophy Wife History
There is something supremely vile to me about young, attractive women marrying men that look like they were old enough to have delivered Al Davis. After all, guys might be […]
Netflix’s Price Hike is the Greatest Betrayal Since Judas’
Yesterday, while sifting through the usual maze of dick pill spam that is my inbox, I received a rather innocuously titled email: “Important Netflix Account Info: Price Change and New […]
Horrible Bosses Kinda Sucked
Continuing in the proud Papa’s Basement tradition of film reviews written well after opening weekend (rendering them useless to the majority of you), I present my take on a comedy […]
Papa’s Basement 7-11-11-Casey Anthony, Will You Marry Me?
My co-host Will rarely (if ever) disappoints either behind the mic or in real life as a brother, but at the start of today’s episode, where we both reveal how […]
Dammit, FX…Now I Have to Watch Wilfred, Too?
A few months ago, while watching FX‘s Archer, I saw a preview for Wilfred, the network’s new show about a depressed man who, along with the viewer, sees his neighbor’s […]
The Only Crime Casey Anthony Is Guilty of Is First-Degree MILFage
Yesterday, a not guilty verdict was reached in the murder trial of Casey Anthony, the now infamous young woman who stood accused of killing her child, Caylee Anthony, in 2008. […]
Papa’s Basement 7-5-11-Chris Hansen Cheats, John Papageorgiou Laughs
Given we’re all hardwired to bang as much as possible and make as many kids as possible because our ancestors had to cope with being eaten by dinosaurs left and […]
To Catch a Predator Catcher (Chris Hansen Busted Cheating on His Wife)
In a turn of events that could only be funnier if the girl were underage (not gross underage. You know, grey zone underage, like 12), Chris Hansen, a reporter who […]
Quentin Tarantino and His Disgusting Foot Fetish
At various times in my prolific (and successful!) career as a writer/broadcaster, I’ve made mention of Quentin Tarantino and his despicable love of feet. While, to my knowledge, QT has […]
I Survived My Vegas Vacation: Wrap that S Up, B
I’ve decided to free myself of the albatross around my neck that these articles about my trip to Las Vegas have become and summarize the excursion in a series of […]
Papa’s Basement 6-27-11-The Death of Ryan Dunn
The debate generated by Friday’s Ryan Dunn article continues on-air, culminating in me giving a lecture about how to drive drunk properly. I’m expecting my award from MADD any day […]