The Real Meaning of “Girls Just Want to Have Fun”
Mine is a strange, obsessive-compulsive mind. A few weeks ago, out of nowhere, I got the urge to hear Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Want to Have Fun.” A normal person […]
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The iPhone 4 Saved My Life
To be honest with you, my life has been in a rut lately. Sure, the website is doing well and I (somehow) manage to have listeners to my radio show, […]
The Hunt for Hilary Banks
As a kid, there were a few sitcom stars I had crushes on. Six of Blossom fame and Topanga of Boy Meets World (seen here and here, respectively, making strong […]
Albums I’m Ashamed to Own: Volume Two
Last week, I wrote this article (to admit it’s a blog it to admit defeat) about albums I wasn’t exactly proud were in my collection. In it, I promised a […]
Ghostface Killah Taught Me How to Love
I am an unabashed fan of the Wu-Tang Clan. My first hip-hop album was Wu-Tang Forever. When I heard that Ol’ Dirty Bastard had passed on to that Brooklyn Zoo […]
Valentine’s Day is a Chilling Window into My Madness
I like to think of myself as a relatively normal person. (For those of you who read the site often, obviously that’s not the case, but play along.) I go […]
Papa’s Basement 2-14-11-How I Got AIDS from a Turlet
This was going to be a big boy episode. I was going to discuss the recent events over in Egypt and the impact that Hosni Mubarak’s resignation will have on […]
The Trailer for X-Men: First Class. Yea or Nay?
The trailer for X-Men: First Class hit the Internet yesterday, and it left me with mixed feelings. On one hand, I love comic book movies. Comics themselves are slow as […]
I Want Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan was in court in Los Angeles yesterday, facing grand theft charges stemming from allegations that she “borrowed” a $2,500 necklace a little too permanently. Here’s what she wore. […]
The Dubious Best of To Catch a Predator
For those of you unfamiliar, To Catch a Predator was a great show on NBC which featured reporter Chris Hansen and a bunch of volunteers who posed as underage girls […]
Albums I’m Ashamed to Own: Volume One
From the age of eight all the way until 25 or so, I was very passionate about music. I own around 500 CDs (that statement couldn’t make me sound older […]
Why the Super Bowl Sucked
Super Bowl XLV has come and gone and I have to say I’m disappointed. It isn’t that I wasn’t rooting for the Packers or that the game wasn’t close. Still, […]
Papa’s Basement 2-7-11-Does Family Guy Suck?
Since it’s inception, I’ve been a pretty big Family Guy supporter. That is, until I caught the show’s Return of the Jedi parody, It’s a Trap, which might have fewer […]
The Most Illegal Thing I’ve Seen in the History of Wrestling
To be honest, I don’t get the appeal of wrestling to adult men. As a child, I watched tons of WWF, my most vivid memory of it being my dad […]
Dan Snyder Fights Jewish Stereotypes By Suing Someone
Back in November 2010, in the wake of the Redskins humiliating 28-59 loss to the Eagles in front of a national audience (to go the analogy route, normal football loss […]