Papa’s Basement 5-8-10-Meet the New Meat
Members of the Papa’s Basement cast tend to have a lifespan about as long as that of a Spinal Tap drummer. Hopefully that streak will be broken with our new […]
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Heat-The Best Movie Ever
There are a few movies that I will watch every single time I catch them on tv: The first two Godfather films. Goodfellas. Scarface. (Though I always turn it off […]
Papa’s Basement 4-24-10-Vegetable of Love
The gang delights in the “tragic” brain hemorrhage of Bret Michaels, discusses possible replacements for his VH1 show (Chuck-D in D of Love anyone?) and debates which other reality stars […]
Papa’s Basement 4-21-10-About that Bear Suit…(Explicit)
“South Park” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone are receiving death threats for depicting Muhammad dressed in a bear suit on their show. And, in Mexico, a 10-year-old is being […]
Papa’s Basement 4-17-10-Ohai! I Can Has Rape?
On one hand, I think Ben Roethlisberger is innocent of raping that broad in Georgia. On the other hand…that haircut is doing everything in its power to convince me otherwise. […]
Papa’s Basement 4-10-10-You Stay Classy, Planet Earth
The world is an awful place. Tiki Barber left his wife, eight months pregnant with twins, for some 23-year-old scooch. A pre-teen died in Yemen from internal injuries caused by […]
Papa’s Basement 4-7-10-The Toughest Fuck/Marry/Kill Ever
We run Veronica through the highlights of “The 100 Unsexiest Men of the Year” list and see who disgusts her and who actually gets her motor running (surprising fuck: Bill […]
Papa’s Basement 4-3-10-April Showers Bring Wet T-shirts
Spring is in the air, and, with it, the stifling stench of “jizz blossoms,” as they’re colloquially known. I discuss why it’s best for all concerned that I never go […]
Papa’s Basement 3-31-10-The Dirty (Explicit)
I’m going to get the bad news out of the way: This edition of Papa’s Basement, which, hopefully, heralds the arrival of a second episode each week, was recorded in […]
Papa’s Basement 3-27-10-Dedicated to Precious Girls Everywhere
I finally saw and reviewed Precious . In terms of painting a flattering portrayal of black life, it makes The Birth of a Nation look like Guess Who’s Coming to […]
Papa’s Basement 3-20-10-Miss Congenitality
The gang performs an hour-long cornholing of Jesse James, husband of Sandra Bullock and faux bad boy extraordinaire. (Ooh, tattoos and motorcycles. You rebel, you!) Sure, most of the time […]
Papa’s Basement 3-13-10-Another Strip Club Show
Midget strippers? An aging mother threatening her two sons with her premature death? Discussing the problem of obesity in the African American community? Sounds like a hell of an episode […]
Strip Clubs: The Economy’s Silent Victim
Strip clubs have a special place in the psyche of the Papageorgiou boys. My brother and I grew up listening to Al Bundy’s tales of the Jiggly Room and countless […]
Papa’s Basement 3-6-10-Joel’s Birthday
After spending a night out on the town with my co-host Joel to celebrate his birthday, I’m convinced of two things: He lives a life that Puff Daddy would be […]
Meeting Women Online Used to Be Suicide: Part 1
There isn’t much I ask to be given credit for in this world, but any time anyone logs on to Match.com or picks up a friend of a friend on […]