I have a bit of a sweet tooth. Which is a nice way of saying I’m an undisciplined fuck when it comes to my eating and I get visible erections when walking by bulk food candy bins. So it didn’t take much twisting of the arm to get me to […]
The Christmas season has been kind to those of us who like our food fast and greasy. McDonald’s alone has given us the Daily Double, the delightful (if derivative) Chicken McBites and the diabetes-tastic Holiday Pie. Every other chain is getting into the spirit with a seasonal milkshake offering at […]
To me, McDonald’s is the bottom of the fast food barrel. There is nothing they serve that I don’t believe another chain does better. Hamburgers? Wendy’s trounces ’em. Chicken? If you don’t immediately think of Chick-fil-A to service that need, then go shit in your hat. Dessert? When it comes […]
As an American patriot, I spend each Sunday on the couch like a cancer patient, watching 11 straight hours of NFL football. One of the interesting side effects of doing so is that the advertisements that air during football games (and there aren’t many, because NFL commercial time is prohibitively […]
Originally, I had planned to spend the day penning another entry in my Vegas Vacation series which, by now, is officially longer than The Stand. My designs were changed, however, by a conversation with two friends at work (Chris Lingebach and Othello Bouchareb, whose radio show can be heard on […]
That title read a little more euphemistically than I’d have preferred, but it got the job done. In case you thought that devouring a triumverate of Sonic’s Premium Beef Hot Dogs was the extent of my gluttony last week, I’m here to tell you that you’re tragically mistaken: I dabbled […]
I know nothing of fine dining. If I open a menu and there’s an item over $30 on it, my eyes bug out like that Tex Avery wolf. Don’t misunderstand me: I’m a black belt in the art of gluttony, but when it comes to food, I’m a bit of […]
I never got into much of cable television’s original programming. I know of Iron Chef through references to it on King of the Hill. The words “Orangutan Island” are only in my head because an astoundingly hot girl I know talks about the show all the time and a beautiful […]
I’ve made no secret on this site of my love-hate relationship with fast food (hate the body it gives me, love every other aspect of it more than life itself). I do my best to avoid consuming it, enduring weeks of bombardment by ads for the latest burrito or burger, […]