And by “it,” I mean “clenching my cheeks together tighter than a member of the Westboro Baptist Church walking by a bathhouse for six hours straight so I didn’t inadvertently dutch oven the girl I was sleeping next to back to the Stone Age.” Hear all about my harrowing tale […]
I learn that there have apparently been several complaints about my show content from what I can only assume is a pack of cantankerous, sexless old gray hairs. I used to think it was lame when Stern griped about this stuff all the time, but you know what? It really […]
Folks, plan ahead so you don’t end up like me, scrambling at the last minute for any costume you can possibly find. From Mac and Charlie of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia fame to The Dude and Walter Sobchak of The Big Lebowski to finally saying the hell with it […]
Ever ask yourself why people are actually upset over the revealing photos of Glee cast members Lea Michele and Dianna Agron in this month’s GQ? Listen and learn the troubling truth! Papa’s Basement 10-27-10 (Left-click this link to listen to this file immediately. To download this file, right-click this link […]
Cate asks what she should dress as for Halloween, which is a subject near and dear to my heart. Listen and find out what (besides her rape whistle) she’ll be wearing this weekend. It’s a cool costume that will induce nerdgasm. I promise. Papa’s Basement 10-25-10 (Left-click this link to […]
I’d like to think I’m equally proud of all my shows, but that’s a crock of s. This one features not only a recording equipment failure (I made up for the dead air with the sound effect of a Mario Brother dying. Seamless!) but Cate and I getting punted from […]
Inspired by the article “10 Of The Grossest Stories You’ll Ever Read” on jezebel.com earlier this week, the gang takes calls from listeners who wish to share their grossest stories. Not content with that, we then share our grossest stories. And leave it to my co-host to hit this one […]
Kira and I talk about our simultaneous trips to California. Yep, that’s it. Not every one of these descriptions has to be witty, goddammit. Papa’s Basement 10-14-10 (Left-click this link to listen to this file immediately. To download this file, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”)
I’m not a happy man, but there’s one thing I look forward to each and every year to cheer me up because it combines my love of eating bad food with my love of overeating: The massive annual barbecue hosted by my friend John Calahan. It was supposed to be […]