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Papa’s Basement 11-21-11-Twilight is Girl Star Wars

admin November 20, 2011


You're an actor. Act like you enjoy kissing women. Fairy.

Things start with me screaming ’til I lose my voice about the disrespectful c-u-next-Tuesday I had on my show two weeks ago. My bile sufficiently vented, I turn my attention to The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn and ask my co-hostess what the Hell women see in that crap. (Thankfully not in the awful, hack way most DJs would pose that stupid question. At least I hope it wasn’t.) I mean I get it, women want it from both sides like a lamb on a spit from Edward and Jacob, but Edward’s pastier than Leonardo DiCaprio at the end of Titanic and Jacob has the face of an alpaca. Veronica does her best to explain it to me, but if any of you out there can help, I’m all ears.

Papa’s Basement 11-21-11 (Left-click this link or press the “play” button at the bottom of the post to listen to this episode immediately. To download this episode, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”)

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  1. BrendaBren on November 21, 2011

    I’m not a HUGE Twilight fan but I’ll admit I read all the books, enjoyed the 1st movie, and didn’t care for the 2nd or 3rd movie. Personally the appeal for me is that it’s a soap opera. That’s all it is. Nothing really special. I think it’s blind luck for Stephenie Meyer that series took off how it did for her. If I had written it I would’ve made Bella choose neither dude and have her go to college and fuck around a lot until she hit about 30.

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