Just watch this gem. This one’s also pretty solid. How great is that? The Ayds diet plan. Ayds was big in the 70s and early 80s, before its popularity took a sudden, drastic drop (imagine that). Apparently, it was a mix of chocolate and benzocaine, which would numb your mouth, […]
A straggler is that last part of a dump that just won’t come out. The little nugget that cheats you out of a clean sweep, instead leaving you with a wipe that looks like the face of a child that ate his pudding cup too excitedly. This episode of Papa’s […]
After not even two years of marriage (that deuce anniversary is a bitch), Dexter stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are splitting up, reportedly because Hall was getting the steamy undies for his new co-star, Julia Stiles. I can sympathize with Hall because marriage is an archaic cage designed […]
The other day I was going through Sports Illustrated’s Greatest American Boxing Movies (ignoring each film made before 1950 because the only people who watch those are homosexuals and women that don’t get laid) when, at #8, I came upon a title so fantastic that I knew right then and […]
This is a brave thing I’m about to say, but I felt it needed to be said: The terrorist attacks against the United States of America on September 11, 2001, were disgusting and unjustifiable. Phew. I hope you’re still reading after that, but I just had to put it out […]
The Papa’s Basement gang gets a hell of a treat in the form of a call from comedian Colin Kane, who reveals himself to be an incredibly nice guy and a really fun interview. Listen to me crawl so far up his ass that I actually conduct the interview from […]
I make no secret of having a titanic geeky side. As a youth, I enjoyed many a viewing of Star Wars. Countless hours have been spent watching Captain Kirk toupee his way out of one crisis or another. Christ, there are even boxes of Magic: The Gathering cards under my […]
Yesterday, I was looking over these pictures of people with Mario Bros tattoos (among them the chica pictured above) when it occurred to me: I have no idea why anyone would get any of this crap permanently etched upon their body. And I’m don’t specifically mean a tat of that […]
(Before reading, open this in a new tab for the proper musical accompaniment. “But John,” you may ask, “isn’t that song a little…gay?” Believe you me when I say it’s going to be the straightest part of this article. I’m about to kiss Don’s ass so hard that I could […]