Everyone knows that Mondays blow. They mark the end of that two day charade that is the weekend, where you’re free to pretend your life is your own and that you don’t spend the majority of your existence working a job you despise as you hurtle all too quickly toward […]
And by “it,” I mean “clenching my cheeks together tighter than a member of the Westboro Baptist Church walking by a bathhouse for six hours straight so I didn’t inadvertently dutch oven the girl I was sleeping next to back to the Stone Age.” Hear all about my harrowing tale […]
I have a confession to make: I’m a tv snob. Not so much in what I watch as what I pretend I don’t watch, namely reality content like Jersey Shore or Rock of Love. Whenever my brother is on the couch and flips to a reality show, I turn up […]
A few days ago I finally fired up the two episodes of The Walking Dead I had waiting for me on my DVR. I wasn’t even aware of the show until the night it premiered, when I saw tweet after tweet about it flooding my TweetDeck. (As an aside, doesn’t […]
I learn that there have apparently been several complaints about my show content from what I can only assume is a pack of cantankerous, sexless old gray hairs. I used to think it was lame when Stern griped about this stuff all the time, but you know what? It really […]
It’s usually off limits for white guys to say one black man looks like another because the stereotype is we can’t tell black guys apart. Let me state for the record that I bat a better average at this than most and can tell apart all nine members of the […]
I saw this little gem in the changing room at Marshalls the other day. (What can I say, I’m guilty of dressing in only the finest Guatemalan fashions that can be purchased for under $20 and within an eighth of a mile of my favorite 7-11.) It struck me as […]
Folks, plan ahead so you don’t end up like me, scrambling at the last minute for any costume you can possibly find. From Mac and Charlie of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia fame to The Dude and Walter Sobchak of The Big Lebowski to finally saying the hell with it […]
This article about a mother shaking her baby to death because he interrupted her during a Farmville session reminded me that I’ve never seen a game with a bigger gender divide. Well, scratch that, because most games feature a gender divide of “only guys play this,” but women go absolutely […]