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Snooki’s Nude Pics

admin June 12, 2012

Since news broke of naked photos of Snooki leaking online a few days ago, Googling “Snooki nude pictures” has become the new masturbating in middle school – everyone’s doing it, yet no one will admit they are. (And by that I mean masturbating while attending middle school. Not breaking into […]

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Reviewing Prometheus Without Having Seen It

admin June 8, 2012

It’s a rarity when I write one of these movie reviews rooting for the film to be good. Mainly because it’s funny to mock a piece of crappy work and I like looking down at people interested in fare I deem stupid in order to feel better about myself. But […]

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A Trailer For Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained

admin June 7, 2012

It’s the trailer for Quentin Tarantino’s new movie, the western Django Unchained. Given he directed it, I bet we learn during the course of the movie that every cowboy was obsessed with womens’ feet. Also, that President Rutherford B. Hayes looked a lot like Uma Thurman (so much so that […]

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Reviewing Men in Black 3 Without Having Seen It

admin May 25, 2012

I never saw the point of the Men in Black movies, other than making possible millions of parody gay porn titles like Black in Men that I’m sure exist. (SURE BECAUSE I OWN THEM.) Not that I’m some connoisseur of the highbrow – I’ve watched both the Male Gigolo and […]

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Mad Men-“Christmas Waltz” Review (Hare Krishna-tastic)

admin May 21, 2012

“The twist is that the [people of Planet] Negron are white.” -Harry Crane No show understands human desire more thoroughly than Mad Men. Last night’s episode, “Christmas Waltz” (click here to purchase via Amazon) was a showcase of wants and needs, all beautifully written, all painfully believable. I won’t get […]