Since news broke of naked photos of Snooki leaking online a few days ago, Googling “Snooki nude pictures” has become the new masturbating in middle school – everyone’s doing it, yet no one will admit they are. (And by that I mean masturbating while attending middle school. Not breaking into […]
It’s a rarity when I write one of these movie reviews rooting for the film to be good. Mainly because it’s funny to mock a piece of crappy work and I like looking down at people interested in fare I deem stupid in order to feel better about myself. But […]
It’s the trailer for Quentin Tarantino’s new movie, the western Django Unchained. Given he directed it, I bet we learn during the course of the movie that every cowboy was obsessed with womens’ feet. Also, that President Rutherford B. Hayes looked a lot like Uma Thurman (so much so that […]
In a twist that blindsided me yet every woman apparently saw coming a mile away because they’re empathetic creatures swimming in hormones and menstrual blood, Lane Pryce offed himself in this week’s episode of Mad Men (click here to view the episode online via Amazon). I feel bad for Jared […]
Another summer weekend, another piece of unnecessary cinematic shit we’re supposed to care about. This week’s offering is Snow White and the Huntsman, which features Charlize Theron, Kristen Stewart and Thor. Why was it made? I’m not sure. I haven’t seen Disney’s Snow White in 25 years because I don’t […]
I’m not ashamed to admit this segment made me laugh, but part of me thinks I should be. Show host Greg “Opie” Hughes asks producer Sam Roberts what sort of disaster it would take for him to cancel his pending wedding. Co-hosts Anthony Cumia and Jim Norton come up with […]
I never saw the point of the Men in Black movies, other than making possible millions of parody gay porn titles like Black in Men that I’m sure exist. (SURE BECAUSE I OWN THEM.) Not that I’m some connoisseur of the highbrow – I’ve watched both the Male Gigolo and […]
“The twist is that the [people of Planet] Negron are white.” -Harry Crane No show understands human desire more thoroughly than Mad Men. Last night’s episode, “Christmas Waltz” (click here to purchase via Amazon) was a showcase of wants and needs, all beautifully written, all painfully believable. I won’t get […]