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Life on Hoth (DC Can’t Handle Snow)

admin January 12, 2011

Another dusting of snow, another out of proportion reaction from the DC area. At least this time people stopped short of bartering their women for milk and toilet paper, but, given I was able to clean my car with my coat sleeve, any reaction whatsoever was embarrassing and juvenile. (Also, […]

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Are All Cellphone Batteries Awful?

admin January 6, 2011

I’ve been a cellphone owner for over a decade and have owned my fair share of cellphones. I’m talking phones from way back, with that awful, pea green Game Boy screen all the way up to the newest feature phones (though not smartphones because I’m still too cheap to pay […]

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Subway Sucks

admin January 5, 2011

Don’t let the title fool you: I eat at Subway. A lot. But lately I’ve been forced to conclude that Subway “restaurants” suck. (The balls on that company, referring to itself as a restaurant. They’re a restaurant like I’m a successful disc jockey and comedy writer with a cock you […]

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I Don’t Understand Piercings, Either

admin January 4, 2011

A month ago, I wrote an article (here) about not grasping why people get tattoos. And, because I’m aiming to come off as more crotchety than Old Man Clemens, now I’m rallying against piercings, which I find equally baffling. Let me start out by saying I don’t hate all piercings. […]

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Thanks, Guys

admin December 30, 2010

In my last post of the year, I wanted to say a little something about how grateful I am to each and every one of you who’s ever read an article on this site, ever listened to one of my radio shows or taken the time to send a message […]

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The Top Three Christmas Presents I Ever Received

admin December 21, 2010

It’s list time on Papa’s Basement. (Any time you see a list, it means I had to work in the early afternoon, leaving me 20 minutes to write.) Here, in ascending order of awesomeness, are the three best Christmas presents I ever received. 3. Bike (1987)-The bike was my first […]

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I Don’t Understand Tattoos

admin December 9, 2010

Yesterday, I was looking over these pictures of people with Mario Bros tattoos (among them the chica pictured above) when it occurred to me: I have no idea why anyone would get any of this crap permanently etched upon their body. And I’m don’t specifically mean a tat of that […]

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A (Hetero) Love Letter to Don Geronimo

admin December 8, 2010

(Before reading, open this in a new tab for the proper musical accompaniment. “But John,” you may ask, “isn’t that song a little…gay?” Believe you me when I say it’s going to be the straightest part of this article. I’m about to kiss Don’s ass so hard that I could […]