I saw this little gem in the changing room at Marshalls the other day. (What can I say, I’m guilty of dressing in only the finest Guatemalan fashions that can be purchased for under $20 and within an eighth of a mile of my favorite 7-11.) It struck me as […]
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Today, I laid to rest my Nintendo DS. It was not with me for long, but maybe it’ll be enough if you know that, in the few days we had together, we loved a lifetime’s worth (oh, Terminator references). I will now get into the circumstances of its demise and […]
Guess the ethnicity of John’s neighbor. The first person to post the correct answer in the comments section wins a prize.* *The prize is a valuable lesson that we’re all God’s children and hate is never the answer. Didn’t you pay attention when the Zionist Occupation Government made you read […]
I saw this beauty on my way home from a lunch date at Guapo’s with my girlfriend Richard Harmon. (On an unrelated note, is it crack or heroin that they put into the Guapo sauce? I love it because, even though it’s obviously as fatty as mayonnaise, since they dye […]
My favorite proofreader (and she who birthed me) stands in front of a massive jet engine and my first thought wasn’t something about the pilot accidentally firing up that puppy while she stood in front of it. I feel so…mature? Either way, the picture made me laugh (especially in it’s […]