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Rating the Best (and Worst) Easter Candy

admin April 26, 2011

I like Easter. Not because I’m a religious man, but because it brings a controlled amount of candy into my life, unlike Halloween, which typically concludes with me tearing up the house like a narc on a drug bust in search of one more bag of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. […]

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The Three Most Idiotic Phrases Women Can Quote Online

admin April 21, 2011

In retrospect, I wasted a shocking number of hours in my early 20s trolling for ass on websites like MySpace and the now-defunct Dilly. I was an expert at being able to look at a woman’s profile and, within five seconds, deduce if she was a respectable girl, a raging […]

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Anyone Celebrating 420 is an Embarrassment

admin April 20, 2011

For those of you who simply celebrate it as Hitler’s birthday, it may come as a shock that 4/20 also has a reputation as a marijuana-based counterculture holiday, where potheads engage in a startlingly eclectic variety of activities ranging from smoking weed alone to smoking weed with their friends. My […]

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Why Do Women Like the Royal Wedding?

admin April 19, 2011

Last night, my friend and co-worker Danny Rouhier mentioned in passing that it puzzled him why the Royal Wedding was such a big deal. Off the cuff, I replied that it probably had to do with Kate Middleton being a piece of ass. “But Beard,” he replied (a name bestowed […]

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April Fool’s Day Jokes Are Never Funny

admin April 1, 2011

There are countless forms of comedy that are indisputably unfunny: The knock knock joke. Anything uttered by Daniel Lawrence Whitney. Articles with URLs that contain the words “inpapasbasement.com.” Add to that list every April Fool’s prank you can possibly conceive of. April Fool’s Day is an excuse for unfunny people […]

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Papa’s Basement 3-28-11-Cleanin’ Out My Closet

admin March 28, 2011

Sometimes, in spite of my best interests, I just let it fly behind the mic. This was one of those days. Was it a personal or professional relationship I blew up this time? Place your bets, listen to the episode below and find out! Papa’s Basement 3-28-11 (Left-click this link […]

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Aflac Fires Gilbert Gottfried for his Japanese Tsunami Jokes

admin March 15, 2011

Yesterday, the multi-national insurance giant Aflac fired the voice of its duck mascot, the company’s commercial spokescreature for over a decade, Gilbert Gottfried. It seems that Gilbert letting loose with a cavalcade of jokes about the disasters taking place in Japan wasn’t the wisest of moves given that, randomly enough, […]