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Reviewing Prometheus Without Having Seen It

admin June 8, 2012

It’s a rarity when I write one of these movie reviews rooting for the film to be good. Mainly because it’s funny to mock a piece of crappy work and I like looking down at people interested in fare I deem stupid in order to feel better about myself. But […]

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Reviewing Men in Black 3 Without Having Seen It

admin May 25, 2012

I never saw the point of the Men in Black movies, other than making possible millions of parody gay porn titles like Black in Men that I’m sure exist. (SURE BECAUSE I OWN THEM.) Not that I’m some connoisseur of the highbrow – I’ve watched both the Male Gigolo and […]

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Mad Men-“Christmas Waltz” Review (Hare Krishna-tastic)

admin May 21, 2012

“The twist is that the [people of Planet] Negron are white.” -Harry Crane No show understands human desire more thoroughly than Mad Men. Last night’s episode, “Christmas Waltz” (click here to purchase via Amazon) was a showcase of wants and needs, all beautifully written, all painfully believable. I won’t get […]

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Reviewing Dark Shadows Without Having Seen It

admin May 11, 2012

I’m not sure how Tim Burton still has a career. He hasn’t directed a movie that received better-than-mixed reviews since Ed Wood. His films, while rarely financial bombs, don’t do particularly well at the box office. And he isn’t Jewish. In fact, the only thing I can think of that […]