Reviewing Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Without Having Seen It
Some words just don’t belong together. “Tuna” and “ice cream”. “Cornerback” and “white”. “Grandmother” and “blowjob”. Add “Abraham Lincoln” and “vampire hunter” to that list. Mark my words when I say that Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is going to be an unwatchable piece of campy shit. Not fun campy shit, […]