More Unfortunate Fallout From The Dark Knight Rises Shootings
When asked by Adrian why he’s a boxer, Rocky replies, “Because I can’t sing and dance.” Luckily for us, Mr. Balboa was muscular and on a date, because, increasingly, the […]
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The IMDb Top 250 List is Complete Garbage
The Dark Knight Rises‘ opening weekend has come and gone and, according to The IMDb, its place in cinema history has been secured as one of the ten greatest movies […]
Papa’s Basement 7-23-12-Why James Holmes Did It
Discussing why James Holmes, aka bat-shit (catch that pun there?) crazy shooter who tore up The Dark Knight Rises might have done what he did. The conclusion we came to: […]
Papa’s Basement 7-19-12-Daniel Tosh’s Joke and Free Speech
Daniel Tosh is a comedic mediocrity, and it doesn’t shock me in the least that he backed off his rape joke from a few weeks ago quickly in order to […]
Reviewing The Dark Knight Rises Without Having Seen It
Ah, The Dark Knight Rises. The summer movie most anticipated by grown men still living in their parents’ homes across the globe. I have a love-hate relationship with Christopher Nolan’s […]
Papa’s Basement 7-16-12-When Did Movies Become All Computer Graphics?
Computer graphics are out of control in movies lately. When did people stop giving a fuck about seeing anything that looked remotely realistic on their screen? It all looks like […]
Papa’s Basement 7-13-12-The Ballad of Howie Escobar
The best moments in radio are the ones where someone offers something genuine about themselves. Something that takes guts to confess. So give a listen if you want to hear […]
Daniel Tosh Apologies for Joke, Disappoints Me
Last Friday, Daniel Tosh of Tosh.0 fame uttered a line at Los Angeles’ Laugh Factory to the effect of “rape jokes are always funny”. (As an aside, I don’t see […]
The Fast Food Connoisseur Reviews Wendy’s Strawberry Shortcake Frosty Parfait
I have a bit of a sweet tooth. Which is a nice way of saying I’m an undisciplined fuck when it comes to my eating and I get visible erections […]
It’s the Buxom Bandit’s Face
Last week I wrote about the Buxom Bandit, an Australian woman who robbed a convenience store armed with only a knife, her cunning wits and tits big enough to attract […]
Ernest Borgnine Died
Ernest Borgnine was a massive part of my childhood. My dad’s regimen to keep me all man included non-stop viewings of Airwolf and the various Dirty Dozen made-for-tv sequels, both […]
Papa’s Basement 7-8-12-Jenny McCarthy’s New Playboy Pics
I worry the titles of Papa’s Basement episodes can be misleading, and people read them and expect an hour of audio about the same topic. The shows never focus too […]
Reviewing The Amazing Spider-Man Without Having Seen It
Saying that I’m reviewing The Amazing Spider-Man without having seen it is a lie, because I watched the film when it came out ten years ago and was called Spider-Man. […]
British Mom Urges 14-Year-Old Daughter to Get Breast Implants
Earlier this week we established that the British love massive tits, which proves they are an intelligent, beneficent people. As if to confirm my previous statement (except not really because […]