Reviewing That’s My Boy Without Having Seen It
The case of Adam Sandler endlessly fascinates me. The man generates more money at the box office than the GDP of most African countries (blood diamonds and zebra pelts does […]
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Kanye West Tweets Picture of Porn Star That Looks Like Kim Kardashain
The following picture was Tweeted by Kanye West yesterday, then hastily taken down. At first, everyone assumed the subject of the photo was Kim Kardashian, who forced him to remove […]
Papa’s Basement 6-14-12-Goodfellas‘ Henry Hill Dies
Goodfellas is one of the greatest movies ever made. If you disagree, go fondle your clit. So I was disappointed to hear today that the man who the movie was […]
The Fast Food Connoisseur Reviews Taco Bell’s Beefy Nacho Burrito
Taco Bell is the LEGO of fast food: It has six different “bricks” – meat, cheese, tortillas, beans, taco shells and sour cream – which it regularly mashes into different […]
Snooki’s Nude Pics
Since news broke of naked photos of Snooki leaking online a few days ago, Googling “Snooki nude pictures” has become the new masturbating in middle school – everyone’s doing it, […]
Papa’s Basement 6-11-12-Prometheus Ain’t a Date Movie
I don’t know much about Veronica. She could be a Russian double-agent or have herpes. Maybe both (Russian women are all whores). What I do know, though, is that she’s […]
Reviewing Prometheus Without Having Seen It
It’s a rarity when I write one of these movie reviews rooting for the film to be good. Mainly because it’s funny to mock a piece of crappy work and […]
A Trailer For Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained
It’s the trailer for Quentin Tarantino’s new movie, the western Django Unchained. Given he directed it, I bet we learn during the course of the movie that every cowboy was […]
Papa’s Basement 6-6-12-Veronica Returns!
If you’re not a regular listener to the show, you have no idea who Veronica is, much less why we’re happy she’s returned. It would be like being told “Shut […]
Mad Men-Lane Pryce Commits Suicide (Wait, Does “Spoiler Alert” Go Before or After I Type the Spoiler?)
In a twist that blindsided me yet every woman apparently saw coming a mile away because they’re empathetic creatures swimming in hormones and menstrual blood, Lane Pryce offed himself in […]
Papa’s Basement 6-4-12-Movies We “Enjoyed” As Kids
Before the Internet, there was beating off to late night HBO and Cinemax. It was a craft fraught with peril, ranging from parents walking in on you to pets attacking […]
Reviewing Snow White and the Huntsman Without Having Seen It
Another summer weekend, another piece of unnecessary cinematic shit we’re supposed to care about. This week’s offering is Snow White and the Huntsman, which features Charlize Theron, Kristen Stewart and […]
Opie & Anthony Discuss What it Takes to Stop a Wedding
I’m not ashamed to admit this segment made me laugh, but part of me thinks I should be. Show host Greg “Opie” Hughes asks producer Sam Roberts what sort of […]
Papa’s Basement 5-31-12-Howard’s Greatest Hits
We’re not a music podcast, but, once in a while, we talk music. Like we do today. When Howard discusses some of his favorite songs, then starts singing them. Which […]