Papa’s Basement 5-31-12-Howard’s Greatest Hits
We’re not a music podcast, but, once in a while, we talk music. Like we do today. When Howard discusses some of his favorite songs, then starts singing them. Which […]
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Papa’s Basement 5-28-12-Gay John Travolta in Drag is Aweosme
Another week, another secret revealed from John Travolta’s closeted gay life. This time, it’s the news that Jeff Conway, Travolta’s Grease co-star, woke up to Johnny fellating him in his […]
Reviewing Men in Black 3 Without Having Seen It
I never saw the point of the Men in Black movies, other than making possible millions of parody gay porn titles like Black in Men that I’m sure exist. (SURE […]
Opie & Anthony Discuss Infidelity
I don’t know if it’s an American thing, but the average person’s thoughts regarding monogamy and infidelity seem incredibly inaccurate. Like, for example, the thought that being faithful is both […]
Mad Men-“Christmas Waltz” Review (Hare Krishna-tastic)
“The twist is that the [people of Planet] Negron are white.” -Harry Crane No show understands human desire more thoroughly than Mad Men. Last night’s episode, “Christmas Waltz” (click here […]
Papa’s Basement 5-21-12-Mark Zuckerberg Wedding Photos
This episode has nothing to do with Mark Zuckerberg or his mediocre-looking ^_^ wife. I figured it’d be a commonly Googled phrase and figured it couldn’t hurt traffic to ride […]
Mad Men-Now With Several More Tons of Fat Betty Draper
“[Manischewitz] makes wine for Jews. And now they’re making one they want to sell to normal people.” -Roger Sterling, delivering the line of the episode If the rest Mad Men‘s […]
Papa’s Basement 5-14-12-I Love the Breastfeeding TIME Mom
Here’s a tease: In the course of today’s episode of Papa’s Basement, one of the Papageorgiou Brothers reveals he was as old as the kid in this photo when he […]
Reviewing Dark Shadows Without Having Seen It
I’m not sure how Tim Burton still has a career. He hasn’t directed a movie that received better-than-mixed reviews since Ed Wood. His films, while rarely financial bombs, don’t do […]
Free Room for Chores Indeed
Since leaving the world of radio a few months ago, I’ve gone nuts living back at home. The arrangement made sense while I was trying to make a go of […]
A Corgi Dressed as Thor
A “Thorgi” if you will. To those who wondered, “How low will John stoop for traffic,” I’m glad we could arrive at that answer together. Please like Papa’s Basement on […]
Papa’s Basement 5-7-12-My Mom Calls In to the Show
Papa’s Basement 5-07-12 (iTunes users, please rate and subscribe to Papa’s Basement by clicking here. Left-click the episode title or press the “play” button at the bottom of the post […]
Reviewing The Avengers Without Having Seen It
Had The Avengers been released five years ago, I would have needed two tickets to view it: One for myself, and one for my erection, which would have jutted into […]
Junior Seau Found Dead of Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound
The body of NFL great Junior Seau was found by his housekeeper today. He died of what appears to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the chest. I’d hate to […]
Sheetz Offers Premium Wine By the Glass. Fancy Enough Fer All Y’allz Needs!
Not to make you readers jealous, but I must confess that I dine in many elegant venues during the week due to this Internet celebrity status I enjoy. Among them […]