The D.E.N.N.I.S. System-It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Remember that article I wrote a few months ago about “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” jumping the shark? (Of course you do. I mean, who doesn’t hang on my every […]
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Why Street Fighter II Rules
You may not know it from the well-dressed ladies man that I am now, but there was a time when I had little joy outside of video games in my […]
Papa’s Basement 11-14-09-Ace Rothstein and the Hot Caller
There are two highlights in this one: 1. A caller named Lydia who phones in multiple times to either make song requests or talk about her hot daughter, which more […]
Why Sons of Anarchy Sucks…But I Love It
“Riding through this woooooooorld…” the familiar strains of “Sons of Anarchy”‘s theme song fill the Papageorgiou household on a Tuesday night. Television shows that we can watch as a family […]
The Lamest Radio Freebie Ever
For those that know me, I bitch a lot about my various jobs in radio. Which is fair, given the industry is dying, I’m barely on the air and my […]
Papa’s Basement 10-31-09 – The Halloween Show
The gang talks about its worst Halloween experiences and John remembers long-repressed memories. Later, Rich plays a mix CD made for him by a man that was sexually attracted to […]
Papa’s Basement 10-24-09 – Ice Skating Bears and Bottom Barrel Bitches
Veronica talks about sex toy parties, which drives a really creepy caller to phone in and put the moves on her. John and Joel get into the Steve Phillips story […]
Love and Marriage
Well, it’s happened. Someone in my immediate circle has found the Peggy Bundy to his Al. My good friends Gerry Perez and Karly Davis are tying the knot. So why […]
I Love Stereotypes
Guess the ethnicity of John’s neighbor. The first person to post the correct answer in the comments section wins a prize.* *The prize is a valuable lesson that we’re all […]
Papa’s Basement 10-17-09 – I’m a Social Retard and Veronica’s Birthday
It’s my co-host Veronica’s birthday, so I give her the gift of a story about me going out on the town and displaying my usual charm. Is there a sarcasm […]
The Classymobile
I saw this beauty on my way home from a lunch date at Guapo’s with my girlfriend Richard Harmon. (On an unrelated note, is it crack or heroin that they […]
Papa’s Basement 10-10-09 – High School Reunions and Epic Fails
Whatever could ruin the afterglow of a great time at my high school reunion? As it turns out, God has a sense of humor, that omnipotent prick. Listen and cry […]
My Mom in Front of a Boeing 777 Engine
My favorite proofreader (and she who birthed me) stands in front of a massive jet engine and my first thought wasn’t something about the pilot accidentally firing up that puppy […]
The High School Reunion – Part Two (The Ugly)
“So, how do I look?” “Well,” she paused, taking stock of the man standing before her, “you look chubby.” And, with those encouraging words, I was off to my 10-year […]