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Reviewing The Raven Without Having Seen It

admin April 27, 2012

This week’s affront to our collective intelligence is The Raven, a movie about a serial killer whose murders pay homage to the works of Edgar Allen Poe. John Cusack plays Poe, who helps the police investigate the murders because clearly he would have some special insight into the killer’s mind. […]

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Reviewing American Reunion Without Having Seen It

admin April 6, 2012

Time has not been kind to the American Pie series. The original trilogy seems largely forgotten, and there have been dozens of horrible, straight-to-video releases that feature only Eugene Levy and his eyebrows from the first three movies. So I really don’t know why a decision was made to go […]

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Reviewing Titanic 3D Without Having Seen It

admin April 6, 2012

This post has a misleading title, because I’ve seen Titanic before (though it was the normal version and not this tarted-up 3D affair). I remember hating it until, as they say in the movie industry, “Shit went down, son,” at which point I laughed myself hoarse watching a bunch of […]

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Reviewing Bully Without Having Seen It

admin March 30, 2012

One would assume that Bully offers a glimpse into the current “epidemic” of adolescent bullying. Not to sound like a dick, but I don’t get why bullying is the hot new cause du jour. People have been bullied forever, and teaching kids that the answer to bullying is to cry […]

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Reviewing The Hunger Games Without Having Seen It

admin March 23, 2012

Unfamiliar with the premise of The Hunger Games? Here’s a paragraph from the movie’s promotional material: In a future where society is on the verge of collapse, massive unemployment and inflation have thrown most adults into a state of chaos; the nation’s youth culture responds with unprecedented violence, delinquency, and […]