I have a bit of a sweet tooth. Which is a nice way of saying I’m an undisciplined fuck when it comes to my eating and I get visible erections when walking by bulk food candy bins. So it didn’t take much twisting of the arm to get me to […]
Last week I wrote about the Buxom Bandit, an Australian woman who robbed a convenience store armed with only a knife, her cunning wits and tits big enough to attract a hungry calf. Yesterday, the BB decided to turn herself in, and I guess her idea of fun is spending […]
Ernest Borgnine was a massive part of my childhood. My dad’s regimen to keep me all man included non-stop viewings of Airwolf and the various Dirty Dozen made-for-tv sequels, both of which featured Borgnine. His Simpsons cameo was the best by any celebrity on the show, and this clip talking […]
I worry the titles of Papa’s Basement episodes can be misleading, and people read them and expect an hour of audio about the same topic. The shows never focus too much on any one thing. Sometimes (like in this case), I’m not even sure they include the subject mentioned in […]
Saying that I’m reviewing The Amazing Spider-Man without having seen it is a lie, because I watched the film when it came out ten years ago and was called Spider-Man. I was a big fan of that movie. It had an innocence and joy about it and wasn’t afraid to […]
Earlier this week we established that the British love massive tits, which proves they are an intelligent, beneficent people. As if to confirm my previous statement (except not really because I imagine shit like this happens in England all the time), the Sun is now reporting that 14-year-old Britney Marshall […]
By which I mean lightning fireworks and lobbing them 0.26 seconds before they’d go off in my hand (leaving me with a Brundlestump), not parading around in twink shorts waiting for Alfred Molina to complete his drug deal with Marky Mark so I could suck his cock. Happy Fourth!
The British Empire was what it was because no people are more obsessed with massive tits than the English and I’ve never met a wicked person who loved giant breasts. Their newspapers feature topless women and only feminists and conservative members of parliament bitch about it because everyone else appreciates […]
Women are lucky. Maybe I have zero comprehension of what makes them tick sexually, but I get the feeling that watching a movie like Magic Mike is as titillating to them as gorging on 30-second Bang Bros clips is to men. Which pisses me off, because they’re getting porn with […]