Seth MacFarlane gets a bad rap from a lot of people. For some reason, everyone wants to act like they’re better than Family Guy, even though we’re all one utterance of “Cool H-whip” away from quoting that bit in its entirety. I also think American Dad is really well done […]
Yesterday, Ke$ha Tweeted or Instagramed or Facebooked or used whatever new social network is violating the public’s privacy this week to share a photo of her freshly inked lip tattoo, and I have to admit, other than that ridiculous gold tooth, she has a nice mouth. Though maybe it seems […]
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Whereas a normal fat girl would take getting dumped as an opportunity to economically bail out the local Dairy Queen, Adele decided to write an album about it, instead. Good for her, I suppose. Looks like those years of excessive chewing developed some really strong pipes. The reason I’m bringing […]
The cover for Jenny McCarthy’s return to Playboy magazine has been released and, for a moment, it got me really excited. When I was a teen, Jenny McCarthy was the hottest thing on the planet due to her exposure from Singled Out and her fake, massive tits. Every third fapping […]
You know what? Pets suck. Even the cute little ones. This is why. Papa’s Basement 6-25-12 (iTunes users, please rate and subscribe to Papa’s Basement by clicking here. Left-click the episode title or press the “play” button at the bottom of the post to listen immediately. To download this episode, […]
Some words just don’t belong together. “Tuna” and “ice cream”. “Cornerback” and “white”. “Grandmother” and “blowjob”. Add “Abraham Lincoln” and “vampire hunter” to that list. Mark my words when I say that Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is going to be an unwatchable piece of campy shit. Not fun campy shit, […]
Congrats to the Miami Heat and especially LeBron James for victory last night in the 2012 NBA Championships. With this monkey off his back, I hope LeBron can accomplish the other two goals that keep him up at night: Inventing a time machine so he can go back and keep […]
I enjoyed the original Taken. Not so much because I thought it was a fantastic movie, but I saw it with my mom, who inexplicably adored it. And an older lady cheering for violent on-screen death is always funny. Yesterday, an official trailer for the ingeniously titled sequel, Taken 2, […]