If you don’t know who Charles Manson is, you probably spent high school having sex with women instead of listening to Misfits CDs and masturbating to the yearbook because it was the closest you were gonna get to nailing that cute girl from Biology. Luckily, I chose the less-read page […]
On Monday, CNN published an article claiming it had conducted, at the behest of Anderson Cooper, a “groundbreaking” study on race in America. And just what were the parameters of this study, which will shake our comprehension of race like nothing since this photograph? They showed a bunch of kids […]
Almost 20 years since the original, an actual sequel to Dumb and Dumber (that abortion Dumb and Dumberer does not count) has been announced, with both Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels signed on to reprise their original roles and the Farrelly brothers directing. This has me understandably nervous because I […]
The Kentucky Wildcats beat the Kansas Jayhawks in the NCAA National Championship last night. Note that I didn’t specify Men’s National Championship because that was simply assumed by everyone reading this. No one cares who the female national champions are. I’d be more interested in learning the employee of the […]
A week after its premiere, which had me obnoxiously screeching “Zou Bisou Bisou” in the face of everyone I passed, Mad Men worked its magic again with last night’s episode, “Tea Leaves.” And how did it do that, you may wonder? Simple. By putting the sexy-if-vanilla January Jones in a […]
I tried. I tried to have a serious discussion about the Trayvon Martin situation that’s been taking place for a month now. You know, call for cooler heads to prevail and convey that, even if George Zimmerman is guilty of racial profiling, he’s still entitled to due process and all […]
The original Clash of the Titans was one of those oddball fantasy movies that, along with Krull and The Beastmaster, invariably managed to be on TBS any time I was up spending the night tripping balls on cough syrup as a teen. It featured laughable special effects and was recorded […]
One would assume that Bully offers a glimpse into the current “epidemic” of adolescent bullying. Not to sound like a dick, but I don’t get why bullying is the hot new cause du jour. People have been bullied forever, and teaching kids that the answer to bullying is to cry […]
The original “Childhood Memories That Scarred Me For Life” can be found here. I didn’t wind up wasting my days maintaining a website that nobody reads because things went the right way in my life. Here’s another psychological scab I will now pick for your amusement. Learning About Sex From […]