Whereas a normal fat girl would take getting dumped as an opportunity to economically bail out the local Dairy Queen, Adele decided to write an album about it, instead. Good for her, I suppose. Looks like those years of excessive chewing developed some really strong pipes. The reason I’m bringing […]
The cover for Jenny McCarthy’s return to Playboy magazine has been released and, for a moment, it got me really excited. When I was a teen, Jenny McCarthy was the hottest thing on the planet due to her exposure from Singled Out and her fake, massive tits. Every third fapping […]
Some words just don’t belong together. “Tuna” and “ice cream”. “Cornerback” and “white”. “Grandmother” and “blowjob”. Add “Abraham Lincoln” and “vampire hunter” to that list. Mark my words when I say that Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is going to be an unwatchable piece of campy shit. Not fun campy shit, […]
I enjoyed the original Taken. Not so much because I thought it was a fantastic movie, but I saw it with my mom, who inexplicably adored it. And an older lady cheering for violent on-screen death is always funny. Yesterday, an official trailer for the ingeniously titled sequel, Taken 2, […]
Vanessa Paradis (horf) is a French model and singer who, for almost 15 years, has been Johnny Depp’s girlfriend/faux wife. Their relationship came to a public end this week and, in the wake of the announcement, I think we all have had the same thought: How the fuck did this […]
I tend to be a lefty pinko faggot politically, so I want to admit that potential bias before disclosing the following: I didn’t see the reason for HBO‘s feigned uproar when they learned the creators of Game of Thrones stuck a prop George W. Bush head on a stick and […]
The case of Adam Sandler endlessly fascinates me. The man generates more money at the box office than the GDP of most African countries (blood diamonds and zebra pelts does not an economy make). And there was a time when I actually did find him funny. Yet Adam has long […]
The following picture was Tweeted by Kanye West yesterday, then hastily taken down. At first, everyone assumed the subject of the photo was Kim Kardashian, who forced him to remove it due to her natural modesty. (A safe conclusion to arrive at, given Kim achieved fame by checking herself on […]
Goodfellas is one of the greatest movies ever made. If you disagree, go fondle your clit. So I was disappointed to hear today that the man who the movie was based upon, Henry Hill, died. We give the half-guinea half-Irish bastard a proper sendoff, complete with a painful amount of […]