(Note: This one time, you shouldn’t lend too much credence to what I say, because, according to Rotten Tomatoes, Cabin is apparently the Citizen fucking Kane of slasher films. At least according to its score on Rotten Tomatoes. I still won’t watch it, though.) I’ve never understood horror as a […]
Once in a while, you hear a piece of news that hits you in the solar plexus like an angry drill sergeant. I was on a bit of a high today because I started the morning off making $96 dollars for picking a lock and cutting a few keys (I […]
Last night’s episode of Mad Men (click here to watch it via Amazon) featured yet another scene that will have everyone talking today. No, I’m not talking Christina Hendricks in her black bra, the strap of which looked like it was under more strain than that wire that catches jets […]
Time has not been kind to the American Pie series. The original trilogy seems largely forgotten, and there have been dozens of horrible, straight-to-video releases that feature only Eugene Levy and his eyebrows from the first three movies. So I really don’t know why a decision was made to go […]
This post has a misleading title, because I’ve seen Titanic before (though it was the normal version and not this tarted-up 3D affair). I remember hating it until, as they say in the movie industry, “Shit went down, son,” at which point I laughed myself hoarse watching a bunch of […]
Almost 20 years since the original, an actual sequel to Dumb and Dumber (that abortion Dumb and Dumberer does not count) has been announced, with both Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels signed on to reprise their original roles and the Farrelly brothers directing. This has me understandably nervous because I […]
A week after its premiere, which had me obnoxiously screeching “Zou Bisou Bisou” in the face of everyone I passed, Mad Men worked its magic again with last night’s episode, “Tea Leaves.” And how did it do that, you may wonder? Simple. By putting the sexy-if-vanilla January Jones in a […]
The original Clash of the Titans was one of those oddball fantasy movies that, along with Krull and The Beastmaster, invariably managed to be on TBS any time I was up spending the night tripping balls on cough syrup as a teen. It featured laughable special effects and was recorded […]
One would assume that Bully offers a glimpse into the current “epidemic” of adolescent bullying. Not to sound like a dick, but I don’t get why bullying is the hot new cause du jour. People have been bullied forever, and teaching kids that the answer to bullying is to cry […]