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Reviewing Man of Steel Without Having Seen It

admin June 14, 2013

“I’d rather watch my parents fuck than sit through Man of Steel.” -Gandhi Let me reacquaint you with a film. It was going to reboot the Superman franchise into the modern superhero movie era. It was directed by a guy who had previously done great work with adapting a comic […]

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Angelina Jolie Undergoes Double Mastectomy

admin May 14, 2013

When did you stop believing in God? Was it when a loved one died? In the wake of the Sandy Hook shooting? Maybe after a complex bout of soul searching when you comprehended just how many calories are in cheesecake? I’ll tell you when I lost the faith: When I […]

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Reviewing Iron Man 3 Without Having Seen It

admin May 3, 2013

I found the first two Iron Man films overrated, and not just because I get off on hating things that other people like: I genuinely didn’t get the fuss. Jon Favreau’s direction was good but nothing fresh. Robert Downey Jr. acting like a manic poonhound for two hours wore thin […]

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Reviewing Scary Movie 5 Without Having Seen It

admin April 12, 2013

The Scary Movie series is everything insidious and wrong with this generation’s comedy films. I’m not saying that to get up on some high horse and pretend that comedy cinema was pure good until 2000, but at least bad 80s comedies had the decency to offer up some flat-chested blonde […]