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Not to make you readers jealous, but I must confess that I dine in many elegant venues during the week due to this Internet celebrity status I enjoy. Among them […]
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Mad Men‘s Roger Sterling Gets Head, Turbo-Cuckolds Don Draper
To the casual observer, Don Draper is the stud bull of Mad Men. He’s tall, he’s muscular, and he’s got the looks and the game to run that shit, son. […]
Papa’s Basement 4-30-12-To Ride the William
Hearing Will talk about the women he’s bedded is always a thrill. So click and do just that. (See, not every description has to be a long one.) Papa’s Basement […]
Reviewing The Raven Without Having Seen It
This week’s affront to our collective intelligence is The Raven, a movie about a serial killer whose murders pay homage to the works of Edgar Allen Poe. John Cusack plays […]
The Washington Redskins Will Draft RGIII Tonight
Barring something truly shocking, the Redskins will select Baylor’s Robert Griffin III with the second overall pick in the 2012 NFL Draft to be the first franchise quarterback the team […]
Papa’s Basement 4-25-12-Metta World Peace Goes Oops Upside Your Head
There was a lot more to this episode than Metta World Peace throwing bows. And yet, as I write this summary, I can remember none of it. Plus, Ron Artest […]
Kenny Powers Final Monlogue From Eastbound & Down
This is the closing monologue from the finale of Eastbound & Down. In my humble opinion, it’s the greatest monologue on film since Patton, and, oddly enough, I found it […]
Tupac Hologram Performs Live At Coachella…The End is Nigh
Over the weekend, the 2012 Coachella Music Festival was held, featuring a bunch of bands that white people like and an appearance by a holographic Tupac Shakur partially performing “Hail […]
Mad Men-Lane Pryce Lives the Dream & Beats Up Pete Campbell
Mad Men is the most masculine show on tv. Last night’s episode, “Signal 30” (click here to watch via Amazon), contained no less than the following: Lane Pryce living the […]
Papa’s Basement 4-16-12-The Future Of Social Media
I’m not a believer in any sort of afterlife. I think you die and you rot (happy Monday!). Still, the thought of one day being nothingness terrifies the f out […]
Reviewing The Three Stooges Without Having Seen It
If you think watching The Three Stooges looks like a good idea this weekend, here are some other activities I think you might enjoy giving a try: Drink lead paint […]
Reviewing The Cabin in the Woods Without Having Seen It
(Note: This one time, you shouldn’t lend too much credence to what I say, because, according to Rotten Tomatoes, Cabin is apparently the Citizen fucking Kane of slasher films. At […]
Britney Spears Will Make $15 Million to Be An X-Factor Judge
Once in a while, you hear a piece of news that hits you in the solar plexus like an angry drill sergeant. I was on a bit of a high […]
U.S. Teen Birth Rate Drops To a Record Low (This Is Bad)
It was announced today that the teen birth rate in the U.S. has hit its lowest levels in the seven decades since the statistic started being tracked. Experts credit this […]