The Michael Jackson Experience
I wonder how many skeeved-out emails it took before he clarified that The Michael Jackson Experience was a game and not a slang term for a light-skinned thumb being mashed […]
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Click Here to Learn About SOPA and Protect IP
I didn’t write anything for Papa’s Basement today because Reddit, the site responsible for 90% of my traffic, shut its doors in protest of SOPA and Protect IP. What are […]
Papa’s Basement 1-16-12-It’s Midget Wrestling Time
So, just how did I spend my Friday night? I’m an erudite man. A fan of the finer things in life. Which means, when I got a chance to watch […]
My Body Gallery Is a Great Time Waster at Work
After a few years of running this website, I’d like to think that I understand a thing or two about how traffic on the Internet works. For example, pages like […]
The Greatest Dental Appointment Reminder Card Ever
Got this in the mail today. I wonder if they make a version for gynecologists.
You Should See Young Adult This Weekend
There was a marked lack of strife in the Papageorgiou household during Christmas this year, which is odd, because we are a bunch of excitable Greek savages who scream for […]
Papa’s Basement 12-28-11-I Love JWoww & Her Bikinis For Whores
To even a casual fan of this site, it’s obvious that my middle name is “classy.” So it might come as a shock when I tell you this, but I’d […]
The Top Five Christmas Songs Ever (Plus One That I Despise)
Note: You can click any of the song titles to download the .mp3 directly via Amazon. Because me shilling like a Jew when writing about Christmas songs is deliciously ironic. […]
Papa’s Basement 12-22-11-Derek Jeter, Ass Slayer Extraordinaire
Yankees fan or not, the fact that Derek Jeter dumped Minka Kelly, one of the most beautiful women on the planet, to pursue more strange in the twilight of his […]
You Should Be Watching Peep Show On Netflix Right Now
In the pantheon of brilliant television comedies, one show stands above all others. Its name? The Larry Sanders Show. That said, Peep Show (a Britcom, but don’t hold that against […]
Papa’s Basement 12-19-11-The Duggars And Their Dead Baby
I’ve been utterly fascinated with the Duggar family ever since they appeared on my radar a few days ago for snapping photos of themselves fondling their miscarried child. (“Fondle” doesn’t […]
Why I Loved It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia‘s “High School Reunion Part 2: The Gang’s Revenge””
Last week, the Always Sunny gang did a great job with the first half of Season 7’s finale, “
The Fast Food Connoisseur Reviews Wendy’s The W
The Christmas season has been kind to those of us who like our food fast and greasy. McDonald’s alone has given us the Daily Double, the delightful (if derivative) Chicken […]
Papa’s Basement 12-12-11-It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday
Enjoy another solo episode, where I cover such varied topics as saying goodbye to a really fun job, my take on the Tim Tebow phenomenon, why Lindsay Lohan’s breasts in […]
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia‘s “High School Reunion”-Their Best Episode Yet?
It’s been a while since I wrote about It’s Always Sunny, due to my belief that this season has been in the doldrums since the brilliant “Frank’s Brother” (an episode […]