I Don’t Understand Piercings, Either
A month ago, I wrote an article (here) about not grasping why people get tattoos. And, because I’m aiming to come off as more crotchety than Old Man Clemens, now […]
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Thanks, Guys
In my last post of the year, I wanted to say a little something about how grateful I am to each and every one of you who’s ever read an […]
Gulliver’s Travels Bombs
America, thank you for giving me the best possible present you could have this Christmas (other than a job that allows me to feel I have worth as a human […]
The Rex Ryan Foot Fetish Videos Are the Greatest Things Ever
A few days ago, foot fetish videos that New York Jets coach Rex Ryan recorded with his wife Michelle surfaced online (I’ll place one of the videos at the end […]
Bad Santa: The Best Christmas Movie Ever
Most people (aside from those blasphemous Hebrews and sandy scimitar-wielders) have a Christmas movie viewing ritual. Be it A Christmas Story, It’s a Wonderful Life, Elf or Home Alone, a […]
The Top Three Christmas Presents I Ever Received
It’s list time on Papa’s Basement. (Any time you see a list, it means I had to work in the early afternoon, leaving me 20 minutes to write.) Here, in […]
Papa’s Basement 12-20-10-Yule Log
This is the last episode of Papa’s Basement of the year, and it’s a bit of a love letter to you, the listener. Thanks for all you guys do, be […]
Lose Weight with Ayds
Just watch this gem. This one’s also pretty solid. How great is that? The Ayds diet plan. Ayds was big in the 70s and early 80s, before its popularity took […]
Papa’s Basement 12-18-10-The Straggler
A straggler is that last part of a dump that just won’t come out. The little nugget that cheats you out of a clean sweep, instead leaving you with a […]
Dexter and Deb Divorce Because of Julia Stiles
After not even two years of marriage (that deuce anniversary is a bitch), Dexter stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are splitting up, reportedly because Hall was getting the […]
Unforgivable Blackness
The other day I was going through Sports Illustrated’s Greatest American Boxing Movies (ignoring each film made before 1950 because the only people who watch those are homosexuals and women […]
Jack Black’s Gulliver’s Travels Looks Awful
This is a brave thing I’m about to say, but I felt it needed to be said: The terrorist attacks against the United States of America on September 11, 2001, […]
Papa’s Basement 12-13-10-Comedian Colin Kane Joins the Show
The Papa’s Basement gang gets a hell of a treat in the form of a call from comedian Colin Kane, who reveals himself to be an incredibly nice guy and […]
Tron Sucks
I make no secret of having a titanic geeky side. As a youth, I enjoyed many a viewing of Star Wars. Countless hours have been spent watching Captain Kirk toupee […]
I Don’t Understand Tattoos
Yesterday, I was looking over these pictures of people with Mario Bros tattoos (among them the chica pictured above) when it occurred to me: I have no idea why anyone […]