A (Hetero) Love Letter to Don Geronimo
(Before reading, open this in a new tab for the proper musical accompaniment. “But John,” you may ask, “isn’t that song a little…gay?” Believe you me when I say it’s […]
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A Gem from Target
I was shopping the other day at Tar-jay (Target, for those that refuse to use the French pronunciation) with my brother when my bald better half needed to shake the […]
Papa’s Basement 12-6-10-I’m a Bad Friend
I’m a really lousy friend to most people. I admit this. With that in mind, I tried to be a good person and support Cate in her craft sale efforts […]
Pizza Hut’s Cheesy Bites Pizza-The Review
“You realize that’s just a Stuffed-Crust Pizza divided into segments, right?” -William Papageorgiou, 12/2/2010, speaking the most ignorant, hateful words since George Wallace’s “Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever” speech. […]
Pizza Hut’s Cheesy Bites Pizza-The Prelude
There’s one goal for this man today, and that’s to devour Pizza Hut’s new Cheesy Bites Pizza. The Hut barely had to work on me this time. I saw the […]
Bad Lieutenant
I’m about to tell a tale that is going to make me sound incredibly old. A tale of “video cassettes” and entire storefronts dedicated to allowing you to rent them. […]
RIP Leslie Nielsen
On Sunday evening, surprising news of comedic icon Leslie Nielsen’s death cascaded through the online community. Well, I suppose it wasn’t so surprising. I mean he was 84 years old […]
Papa’s Basement 11-29-10-Call the Waaaaaahmbulance
I discuss the death of my radio dream, which Cate handles with all the tenderness and compassion you’ve come to expect from her. Bitch. Papa’s Basement 11-29-10 (Left-click this link […]
Couple Lets You Vote Whether or Not to Abort Their Child
Yeah, so… this. Back with me? Here’s a quick list of my thoughts: 1. More than likely, this is a hoax. People do stupid shit like this all the time […]
Why Does Everyone Hate American Dad!?
The other day a co-worker and I were discussing the show American Dad! and how we felt like we were the only two people on the face of the Earth […]
A Case of the Mondays
Everyone knows that Mondays blow. They mark the end of that two day charade that is the weekend, where you’re free to pretend your life is your own and that […]
Papa’s Basement 11-15-10-It Happened One Night
And by “it,” I mean “clenching my cheeks together tighter than a member of the Westboro Baptist Church walking by a bathhouse for six hours straight so I didn’t inadvertently […]
Lake Shore Looks Like the Greatest Show Ever
I have a confession to make: I’m a tv snob. Not so much in what I watch as what I pretend I don’t watch, namely reality content like Jersey Shore […]
I Don’t Get Zombies (A Response to The Walking Dead)
A few days ago I finally fired up the two episodes of The Walking Dead I had waiting for me on my DVR. I wasn’t even aware of the show […]
Papa’s Basement 11-8-10-The People vs. John Papageorgiou
I learn that there have apparently been several complaints about my show content from what I can only assume is a pack of cantankerous, sexless old gray hairs. I used […]