On Monday, CNN published an article claiming it had conducted, at the behest of Anderson Cooper, a “groundbreaking” study on race in America. And just what were the parameters of this study, which will shake our comprehension of race like nothing since this photograph? They showed a bunch of kids […]
The original “Childhood Memories That Scarred Me For Life” can be found here. I didn’t wind up wasting my days maintaining a website that nobody reads because things went the right way in my life. Here’s another psychological scab I will now pick for your amusement. Learning About Sex From […]
Vancouver’s Jenna Talackova has been disqualified from the Miss Universe Canada pageant (what the fuck does Miss Universe Canada mean?) after it was discovered she was born a man. Talackova is quoted as saying, “I’m disqualified, however I’m not giving up. I’m not going to just let them disqualify me […]
Read part one here or none of this will make any sense. A few days ago, I found a Craigslist post in which a man offered to exchange several Wii games in his possession for cigarettes. Being the compassionate avatar of benevolence that I am, I kindly suggested that he […]
Two years after murdering his girlfriend Yeardley Love while drunk (that makes it better!), 24-year-old George Huguely V was convicted of second-degree murder and grand larceny. I don’t see the necessity of the grand larceny charge in light of the murder, but I’m not a lawyer. Maybe they should have […]
I know I’m late to the meme party on this one, but what the Hell is crammed into Huy Fong Foods’ Sriracha sauce to make me want to consume it in such volume? I brought a bottle home this weekend and it’s already at the halfway mark. The worst part […]
In the pantheon of holidays, Valentine’s Day is at the bottom of my list. Not because I feel alone or unloved or any of those other emotions for women. It’s the general principle of the day. Think of Christmas, a holiday that is beloved by all of us who are […]
To tell the truth, it isn’t the easiest job coming up up with good ideas for this site. Episodes of my radio show fill some of the gaps, and the NFL (which I’ll be losing after the Super Bowl) eats a few pages, but, by and large, I’m pulling these […]
Note: You can click any of the song titles to download the .mp3 directly via Amazon. Because me shilling like a Jew when writing about Christmas songs is deliciously ironic. 5. Bing Crosby-“White Christmas“ I’m a huge fan of Bing Crosby’s “White Christmas” because I can’t remember a Christmas without […]