The cover for Jenny McCarthy’s return to Playboy magazine has been released and, for a moment, it got me really excited. When I was a teen, Jenny McCarthy was the hottest thing on the planet due to her exposure from Singled Out and her fake, massive tits. Every third fapping […]
Taco Bell is the LEGO of fast food: It has six different “bricks” – meat, cheese, tortillas, beans, taco shells and sour cream – which it regularly mashes into different combinations, then declares “Hey, we made a new product!” Usually, it’s a success. After all, those are pretty tasty bricks. […]
I don’t know if it’s an American thing, but the average person’s thoughts regarding monogamy and infidelity seem incredibly inaccurate. Like, for example, the thought that being faithful is both the norm and a sign of a healthy relationship. It’s an insane belief, because both men and women cheat nonstop […]
Since leaving the world of radio a few months ago, I’ve gone nuts living back at home. The arrangement made sense while I was trying to make a go of it on-air, both because I was never home and radio pays wages so low that they would make an old-timey […]
Not to make you readers jealous, but I must confess that I dine in many elegant venues during the week due to this Internet celebrity status I enjoy. Among them is the Sheetz located in Chantilly, Virginia along pastoral Route 50. Perhaps you’ve read of the establishment in your supermarket […]
Once in a while, you hear a piece of news that hits you in the solar plexus like an angry drill sergeant. I was on a bit of a high today because I started the morning off making $96 dollars for picking a lock and cutting a few keys (I […]
It was announced today that the teen birth rate in the U.S. has hit its lowest levels in the seven decades since the statistic started being tracked. Experts credit this to an increase in teens either using contraception or abstaining from sex altogether, but I bet the truth is it’s […]
Mary J. Blige’s commercial for Burger King chicken wraps was pulled from the company’s YouTube page this week after an outrcy from the online community about a black lady singing the praises of fried chicken. Because God forbid a person of color enjoy the wonder that is succulent, sweet bird. […]
If you don’t know who Charles Manson is, you probably spent high school having sex with women instead of listening to Misfits CDs and masturbating to the yearbook because it was the closest you were gonna get to nailing that cute girl from Biology. Luckily, I chose the less-read page […]
