RIP Patrice O’Neal
Today’s article was originally an ode to the gushing fire hydrant of failure that The Walking Dead has become. I made several attempts at completing it, but my mind couldn’t […]
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Papa’s Basement 11-28-11-Worst. Strip Club. Ever.
The strip club is a favorite topic on Papa’s Basement. There’s this episode we did after a visit to West Virginia’s Vixens, the home to many a broken girl’s shattered […]
Ten Movies to Watch on Netflix During Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is about three things: Family, gluttony and football. As long as those three items are in alignment, it’s all going to turn out okay. Sometimes, though, the Fates have […]
Papa’s Basement 11-21-11-Twilight is Girl Star Wars
Things start with me screaming ’til I lose my voice about the disrespectful c-u-next-Tuesday I had on my show two weeks ago. My bile sufficiently vented, I turn my attention […]
The Fast Food Connoisseur Reviews Taco Bell’s New Triple Steak Stack
As an American patriot, I spend each Sunday on the couch like a cancer patient, watching 11 straight hours of NFL football. One of the interesting side effects of doing […]
Skinny Jonah Hill Creeps Me Out
By now, you’ve all seen the ad for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 featuring a much thinner Jonah Hill. (If you haven’t, I’ve embedded it above because I’m as […]
Papa’s Basement 11-14-11-Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp Destroyed My Family
Given my personality, it was only a matter of time before I scared away the rest of the Papa’s Basement crew and was forced to do a show alone. The […]
Coach Kid Toucher, aka Jerry Sandusky
By now, most of you are familiar with the abhorrent details of the case against former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky: That he (allegedly) diddled the holy Hell out […]
Papa’s Basement 11-7-11-Papa Makes a Friend
The gang discusses their Halloween adventures in Richmond, containing such incidents as a trip to goth/fetish club, practically banging a girl in front of her fiancee and the sighing of […]
The Three Funniest Moments From It’s Always Sunny’s“The ANTI-Social Network”
After going on a Hell of a tear for the first half of this season that had me thinking It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia was experiencing a renaissance, the gang […]
Laughing at Justin Bieber and His Baby Mama*
*Alleged baby mama. I’m not single-handedly making some legal team’s Hanukkah by forgetting that magic word. After yesterday’s write-up about the Kim Kardashain divorce, I felt like cementing this once-fine […]
The Divorce of America’s Princess, Kim Kardashian
The October 31 divorce of Kim Kardashian has led to one of three reactions from everyone who’s heard about it: Reaction one is that of genuine concern for Kim Kardashian […]
Papa’s Basement 10-24-11-The Best Porn Site EVAR
Even though every minute I look at it withers the already-infinitesimal odds I ever enter into a normal relationship…I enjoy me some porn. Which would have been an edgy admission […]
The Three Funniest Moments From It’s Always Sunny‘s “The Storm of the Century”
Because it’s easy content and I love the show, I’m going to use every Friday from here on out to cherry-pick my three favorite scenes from the previous night’s episode […]