Unforgivable Blackness
The other day I was going through Sports Illustrated’s Greatest American Boxing Movies (ignoring each film made before 1950 because the only people who watch those are homosexuals and women […]
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Jack Black’s Gulliver’s Travels Looks Awful
This is a brave thing I’m about to say, but I felt it needed to be said: The terrorist attacks against the United States of America on September 11, 2001, […]
Papa’s Basement 12-13-10-Comedian Colin Kane Joins the Show
The Papa’s Basement gang gets a hell of a treat in the form of a call from comedian Colin Kane, who reveals himself to be an incredibly nice guy and […]
Tron Sucks
I make no secret of having a titanic geeky side. As a youth, I enjoyed many a viewing of Star Wars. Countless hours have been spent watching Captain Kirk toupee […]
I Don’t Understand Tattoos
Yesterday, I was looking over these pictures of people with Mario Bros tattoos (among them the chica pictured above) when it occurred to me: I have no idea why anyone […]
A (Hetero) Love Letter to Don Geronimo
(Before reading, open this in a new tab for the proper musical accompaniment. “But John,” you may ask, “isn’t that song a little…gay?” Believe you me when I say it’s […]
A Gem from Target
I was shopping the other day at Tar-jay (Target, for those that refuse to use the French pronunciation) with my brother when my bald better half needed to shake the […]
Papa’s Basement 12-6-10-I’m a Bad Friend
I’m a really lousy friend to most people. I admit this. With that in mind, I tried to be a good person and support Cate in her craft sale efforts […]
Pizza Hut’s Cheesy Bites Pizza-The Review
“You realize that’s just a Stuffed-Crust Pizza divided into segments, right?” -William Papageorgiou, 12/2/2010, speaking the most ignorant, hateful words since George Wallace’s “Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever” speech. […]
Pizza Hut’s Cheesy Bites Pizza-The Prelude
There’s one goal for this man today, and that’s to devour Pizza Hut’s new Cheesy Bites Pizza. The Hut barely had to work on me this time. I saw the […]
Bad Lieutenant
I’m about to tell a tale that is going to make me sound incredibly old. A tale of “video cassettes” and entire storefronts dedicated to allowing you to rent them. […]
RIP Leslie Nielsen
On Sunday evening, surprising news of comedic icon Leslie Nielsen’s death cascaded through the online community. Well, I suppose it wasn’t so surprising. I mean he was 84 years old […]
Papa’s Basement 11-29-10-Call the Waaaaaahmbulance
I discuss the death of my radio dream, which Cate handles with all the tenderness and compassion you’ve come to expect from her. Bitch. Papa’s Basement 11-29-10 (Left-click this link […]
Couple Lets You Vote Whether or Not to Abort Their Child
Yeah, so… this. Back with me? Here’s a quick list of my thoughts: 1. More than likely, this is a hoax. People do stupid shit like this all the time […]
Why Does Everyone Hate American Dad!?
The other day a co-worker and I were discussing the show American Dad! and how we felt like we were the only two people on the face of the Earth […]