Lose Weight with Ayds
Just watch this gem. This one’s also pretty solid. How great is that? The Ayds diet plan. Ayds was big in the 70s and early 80s, before its popularity took […]
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Papa’s Basement 12-18-10-The Straggler
A straggler is that last part of a dump that just won’t come out. The little nugget that cheats you out of a clean sweep, instead leaving you with a […]
Dexter and Deb Divorce Because of Julia Stiles
After not even two years of marriage (that deuce anniversary is a bitch), Dexter stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are splitting up, reportedly because Hall was getting the […]
Unforgivable Blackness
The other day I was going through Sports Illustrated’s Greatest American Boxing Movies (ignoring each film made before 1950 because the only people who watch those are homosexuals and women […]
Jack Black’s Gulliver’s Travels Looks Awful
This is a brave thing I’m about to say, but I felt it needed to be said: The terrorist attacks against the United States of America on September 11, 2001, […]
Papa’s Basement 12-13-10-Comedian Colin Kane Joins the Show
The Papa’s Basement gang gets a hell of a treat in the form of a call from comedian Colin Kane, who reveals himself to be an incredibly nice guy and […]
Tron Sucks
I make no secret of having a titanic geeky side. As a youth, I enjoyed many a viewing of Star Wars. Countless hours have been spent watching Captain Kirk toupee […]
I Don’t Understand Tattoos
Yesterday, I was looking over these pictures of people with Mario Bros tattoos (among them the chica pictured above) when it occurred to me: I have no idea why anyone […]
A (Hetero) Love Letter to Don Geronimo
(Before reading, open this in a new tab for the proper musical accompaniment. “But John,” you may ask, “isn’t that song a little…gay?” Believe you me when I say it’s […]
A Gem from Target
I was shopping the other day at Tar-jay (Target, for those that refuse to use the French pronunciation) with my brother when my bald better half needed to shake the […]
Papa’s Basement 12-6-10-I’m a Bad Friend
I’m a really lousy friend to most people. I admit this. With that in mind, I tried to be a good person and support Cate in her craft sale efforts […]
Pizza Hut’s Cheesy Bites Pizza-The Review
“You realize that’s just a Stuffed-Crust Pizza divided into segments, right?” -William Papageorgiou, 12/2/2010, speaking the most ignorant, hateful words since George Wallace’s “Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever” speech. […]
Pizza Hut’s Cheesy Bites Pizza-The Prelude
There’s one goal for this man today, and that’s to devour Pizza Hut’s new Cheesy Bites Pizza. The Hut barely had to work on me this time. I saw the […]
Bad Lieutenant
I’m about to tell a tale that is going to make me sound incredibly old. A tale of “video cassettes” and entire storefronts dedicated to allowing you to rent them. […]
RIP Leslie Nielsen
On Sunday evening, surprising news of comedic icon Leslie Nielsen’s death cascaded through the online community. Well, I suppose it wasn’t so surprising. I mean he was 84 years old […]