U.S. Teen Birth Rate Drops To a Record Low (This Is Bad)
It was announced today that the teen birth rate in the U.S. has hit its lowest levels in the seven decades since the statistic started being tracked. Experts credit this […]
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Is Don Draper Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch?
Last night’s episode of Mad Men (click here to watch it via Amazon) featured yet another scene that will have everyone talking today. No, I’m not talking Christina Hendricks in […]
Papa’s Basement 4-9-12-Comic Book Women Are Hot (And Other Confessions)
Comic books suck. I’m sorry, but they do. Nothing ever happens in them and, if anything did, it was 40 years ago and nothing has happened since. There is one […]
Reviewing American Reunion Without Having Seen It
Time has not been kind to the American Pie series. The original trilogy seems largely forgotten, and there have been dozens of horrible, straight-to-video releases that feature only Eugene Levy […]
Reviewing Titanic 3D Without Having Seen It
This post has a misleading title, because I’ve seen Titanic before (though it was the normal version and not this tarted-up 3D affair). I remember hating it until, as they […]
Mary J. Blige’s “Racist” Chicken Commercial Pulled By Burger King
Mary J. Blige’s commercial for Burger King chicken wraps was pulled from the company’s YouTube page this week after an outrcy from the online community about a black lady singing […]
New Charles Manson Photos Released
If you don’t know who Charles Manson is, you probably spent high school having sex with women instead of listening to Misfits CDs and masturbating to the yearbook because it […]
Are You a Racist?
On Monday, CNN published an article claiming it had conducted, at the behest of Anderson Cooper, a “groundbreaking” study on race in America. And just what were the parameters of […]
Dumb and Dumber 2 is Coming
Almost 20 years since the original, an actual sequel to Dumb and Dumber (that abortion Dumb and Dumberer does not count) has been announced, with both Jim Carrey and Jeff […]
Kentucky Beat Kansas In The NCAA National Championship
The Kentucky Wildcats beat the Kansas Jayhawks in the NCAA National Championship last night. Note that I didn’t specify Men’s National Championship because that was simply assumed by everyone reading […]
Fat Betty Draper Has Mad Men At Two-For-Two
A week after its premiere, which had me obnoxiously screeching “Zou Bisou Bisou” in the face of everyone I passed, Mad Men worked its magic again with last night’s episode, […]
Papa’s Basement 4-2-12-An Attempt At a Serious Show About Trayvon Martin
I tried. I tried to have a serious discussion about the Trayvon Martin situation that’s been taking place for a month now. You know, call for cooler heads to prevail […]
Reviewing Wrath of the Titans Without Having Seen It
The original Clash of the Titans was one of those oddball fantasy movies that, along with Krull and The Beastmaster, invariably managed to be on TBS any time I was […]
Reviewing Bully Without Having Seen It
One would assume that Bully offers a glimpse into the current “epidemic” of adolescent bullying. Not to sound like a dick, but I don’t get why bullying is the hot […]
More Childhood Memories That Scarred Me For Life
The original “Childhood Memories That Scarred Me For Life” can be found here. I didn’t wind up wasting my days maintaining a website that nobody reads because things went the […]